Band 103

#63: Cymbals

Suggested by @allergictobeans

*cymbals finger and draws blood*

*drops cymbal on toe*

*crashes into bass drum*

*bass drums all fall like dominos*

*bass drums dents sousaphone*

*sousaphone player gets concussion*

*sousaphone's mother makes you pay for medical bills and instrument repair*

*no money to pay*

*press charges*

*goes to jail*

*killed by inmate for stealing their potatoes*

And what did we learn today kids?

Cymbals are dangerous weapons that have been scientifically proven to cause World War II, the Trojan War, and even Pompeii.