Thoughts can float every single which way
And the closer to UP the more positive it is.
If it goes the opposite direction, however,
Terrible things can quickly endeavor.

A prime example is a man from Gales.
His thoughts sunk further than any before.
It created a sinkhole that we're surprised he endured
But he ended his life before he was cured.

But don't worry! You can live your UP life!
We promise there'll be no pain or fray.
Just take our promising pill only once a week
And all unwanted thoughts will soon deplete!

- Love, the UP community




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