American Idiot 2: Billie Joe's Bad Singing

Chapter 5: Hello Billie Joe!

Meanwhile in Billie Joe's office sat the prince of terror himself. "Billie Joe, what happened to your grandma that made you wanna leave so quickly?" Amber cluelessly asked her husband. "Sweetheart, don't worry about it. She was hungry, that's all. Now let's talk about that daughter you mentioned having..." Billie Joe always had been a smooth operator. Heck, from time to time he'd hit on his own mama for good measure.

"Mr. Joe, we're going to have some visitors to the factory arriving shortly. I'd suggest you arm everything." His nosy, dumb, and obnoxious assistant said. "Thanks for sticking your abnormally large nose in my business, Mandy. By the way, its Mr. Armstrong, not Joe. Remember that..."

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Meanwhile, our heroes arrived at RBS together. The three made their way into the crowded factory. "Ladies, act natural and fit in with the crowd at all costs." Shela smiled. "Look guys! There's an exhibit. Let's join in with the crowd." They jumped in with the small group.

"This is how our robots are made." A tour guide said, interrupted by a page from her beeper. "Please be careful and stay put. I'll be back in just a second." The tour guide ran off.

"Kyle, buddy. Aren't you going to say hello to me?" Shela said. Kyle and Jack Black turned around from in front of them. "Shela! It's good to see you! How are you?" Kyle exclaimed. Danielle gazed like she was in love at Kyle. "I'm good. What are the two of you doing here? Who's your friend?" Shela smiled. "This is Jack. We were called here. Who's your lovely friend here?" Kyle asked, gazing back at Danielle. "This is my best friend, Danielle and my boyfriend, Johnny Knoxville." Shela pushed Danielle in front of her and smiled. She turned to look at Johnny when alarms began to go off. Water was squirting from the alarm's hose system overhead. The gates outside closed. People screamed. The lights flickered while everyone struggled to find their colleagues. It all stopped and Jack and Kyle were gone!

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Back in Billie Joe's office was our caged friends now, Jack and Kyle. They was cup banging and doing everything to get on Billie Joe's nerves. "Within a few more hours, the world will be mine. And as for you two, you will be my pet monkey men, Lefty and Bobo. I will rule once again and Amber will be my queen! What do you think?" Billie Joe smirked at the two. "I think someone has problems..." Jack mumbled. "Excuse me? I can't understand you when you mumble." Billie Joe tried to look tough by wearing a cape but he honestly just looked dumb. "Soon I will direct my satellites to all the countries of the world and I will be looked upon as a god of music when really all I'm doing is brainwashing the feeble minded youth of America! Quite smart of a plan, eh? I will pay back all of the adults of the world by frying the brains of all who inhabit it! Shela and her gang don't stand a chance against me!"