American Idiot 2: Billie Joe's Bad Singing

Chapter 9: The End?

"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls of all ages. First, we're gonna start off with a song to set the mood, a song featured on the Disney channel original film 'The Cheetah Girls' soundtrack called 'End of the Line' and then we're going to get to all the other fun stuff we have in store for you!" BIllie Joe announced at the start of the show and than began to sing the song mentioned.

"I wish I had a pair of earplugs or earmuffs or something," Jack sighed and the others agreed.

"Doesn't a bunch of chicks normally sing that song?" Simon asked a dubious question.

The song itself is particularly short so it didn't take long for it to end.

The guy in control of the beam fidgeted nervously, waiting for his que. Mike glanced behind himself to notice finally that Danielle was one of the people tied to the planks and swallowed nervously. And the chant began to surface around in the air though Billie Joe was really the only one actually chanting what was instructed. Mr. Chimps personally didn't like Billie Joe very much so it threw its drumsticks at him in opposition. Right when the beam was set to switch on, the main door to the roof top slammed open.

There stood Amber, Little Billie Joe and Robert to the rescue!

"We've called the cops, Billie Joe! It's over!" Amber sneered at her spouse.

Billie Joe shook his head frantically, backing himself up into another closed door. "So? I'll just escape through this door instead!"

He opened it and there stood a huge group of police officers and SWAT team members looking him square in the eye. "Amber, why would you do this to me? I thought we had something beautiful!" Billie Joe could be heard yelling as then the whole slew of officers tackled him to the ground like something you would see on that show COPS.

Ignoring him, Amber and Robert ran over to the near victims. "Are you guys okay???" They untied their best friends and helped them off of their designated planks as the rest of the police officers searched around the stage and arrested possible suspects. Mike and Mr. Chimps came over to the heroes' aid as well.

Free from Billie Joe's clutches, Simon and Danielle embraced. "I love you!"

Instead of Mike being envious of this, he enthusiastically said, "Dude, let me get in on some of that action!" and jumped in the little make out session as well.

"Well Amber, I gotta say thank you for freeing us. I---"

Amber jumped in, interrupting Shela with a scream, citing "Shela, look out!"

Shela turned to find Johnny or what they thought was Johnny for real this time, creeping up behind her. "Oh, hi sweet pea."

"Hey babe, how about a kiss for the love of your life?" Before she could otherwise object, Johnny grabbed her and laid a big kiss on her lips.

Sort of skeptic of this, Shela pulled away and wiped her lips. "What was that all about?"

"Forgive me." Pulling her back within his grasp, he buried his face in her neck and was about to bite the living crap out of her when Mike caught an eye full and broke run to knock him away from Shela.

"That's no way to treat a lady!" He yelled at Johnny as he put him in a headlock. Mike then just so happened to notice a button with a label reading 'not a mole' on the back of his neck. He pressed it and Johnny exploded into a million pieces once again.

"So you mean to tell me Johnny was a robot all along? How did I miss that?!" Shela blankly said, devastated. Jack and Kyle consoled her with a pat on the shoulder.

"Ma'am, here's a gentleman that would like to speak with you." A policeman said as he approached them. Then, up stepped the real Johnny, who had been dreadfully locked away in exile for a whole ten minutes.

"Did you miss me within that short period of time?" He asked as Shela threw her arms around him and kissed him at last.

After everything was all said and done, our heroes stood and watched the FBI take pictures, police make arrests and confiscate stuff and Billie Joe cry like a baby while being hauled off to jail. "I'll get you all next time! I can guarantee it! Y'all ain't nothing but a bunch of---" The police slammed the car door on his vow and walked away. Well, let's just say Billie Joe's sales would come crashing down almost immediately and the nations would regain their common sense within no time without his trash corrupting the universe. The world was saved after all thanks to our many heroes, proving there's a hero in us all and their names were: Shela, Danielle, Amber, Johnny, Robert, Simon, Jack, Kyle, and the talking yeti.

And they all could finally live happily ever after.