Jesydroid was cracking up laughing as she watched the video Sairah brought for her to see. It was of what happened at the Pinnock's breakfast table that morning. She was on the couch in Sairah's office at the CIA base.
Sairah was looking at the body mirror she had standing next to her desk. "F*cking psychopath." She looked like an assault victim. "What the hell?" This would be way funnier if she had not been beat up. "I nearly got my head taken off by a f*cking toaster! What the hell is wrong with that bitch?" She groaned at her reflection then turned to where Jesydroid was laughing at the video of everything she had gotten with one of the microscopic cameras created by Danshov. She had not only gone there for her own entertainment but for Jesydroid's also.
Jesydroid stopped laughing when the video was over. "That Jesy was frozen. What a loser." She smirked. "A hot loser."
Sairah went to her and took her phone. She had found a way to get the footage to her cell. "Yeah well it felt kind of bad to have her look all scared and like a mouse." She thought of it. "It was actually kind of cute."
Jesydroid rolled her eyes. "I'm better."
Sairah sat next to her. "You really aren't."
The android raised her fist. "Want me to add to all o' dem bruises?"
Sairah put her fist down. "Let's not fight about now. We need to discuss how we're getting those pictures. If we send tons of them to tons of different magazines then we could make a whole lot. Heck, I could send this video to the news or something. Then send a picture of myself looking like this to prove that mum's insane. I feel like the world would like that. And I also think our pockets would because we'd be sitting in moulash."
Jesydroid thought. "Nice. The fact that Jesy looks all vulnerable and scared at the table proves just how insane your mum is. Ha ha. More scandals. It'll drive her nuts!"
"I know right? And make us rich!" Sairah waved her hands in the air before they high-fived. "Then we can finally drop the oldy like I've been suggesting. Poor guy, he's even more scared of Jesy now."
"Yeah well . . . I threatened him with fire so. . ." Jesydroid made a flame appear in her hand. She brought it close to Sairah. "Be afraid."
Sairah looked at the fire then her. "No."
Jesydroid frowned hard. "One day you will fear me."
"Yeah sure. And I'll also make up with my mum." Sairah started scrolling through her phone. "Yeah but um . . . we can make a lot by exploiting Lesy. The video's good and all, even though the angles are too good, but pictures will get us the most money."
Jesydroid shrugged. "So we take pictures."
"Yeah but we'd need them to go out or something. They're kind of in hiding now."
"Not when they go to New York. Did you get any info about that? Like . . . when they're going?" Jesydroid asked her.
Sairah blew a raspberry then started messaging someone. "Give me a sec."
Jesydroid looked at her phone and pouted. "I miss him though. He was so good in bed."
"I know. And so effing funny too." Sairah said also pouting. "Answer! Please answer!"
Me: Can we talk?
Daddy-J: What's up?
Me: I just need a bit of information.
Daddy-J: I am listening.
Sairah smirked as she continued messaging their guy. When she got what she wanted she giggled. "He's really the best. Boy do I love ambiguous characters."
