Luci's One Shots

~Archangels As Drag Queens (Gabriel, Lucifer & Michael)

This is crack. Definitely full on crack

I had once written this for a weekend challenge on the Supernatural Amino and decided to share it here as well. So enjoy! 😂

Where Gabriel convinces Michael & Lucifer to join him by dressing up in drag and where Nick is having the time of his life.

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Why did I agree to do this, Lucifer mentally told himself, feeling utterly miserable about his current position. Setting his glare on Gabriel, whom it seemed to move too often those days, he scowled at how comfortable the other seemed to be at wearing a long golden dress and even high heels.

How he hasn't fallen over yet and killed himself in those shoes of death was beyond Lucifer's understanding.

He himself had taken one look at the sparkling heels presented to him and he had flat out refused them. No way was he going to walk around in heels. He liked his shoes flat and easy to walk in.

"Lucifer... why are we here?" Michael asked from next to him, sounding just as miserable as Lucifer himself felt. Lucifer had no idea how Michael got out of the Cage - Michael himself didn't even seem to know either - or how Gabriel convinced him to do this for that matter, but here he was.

Heaven's Holy Prince and the Viceroy of God... dresses up in drag and looking even more confused than Castiel.

"Gabriel," was all Lucifer said, his glare never leaving a certain gold-winged Archangel.

"Come on dear, hold up your arms some more," a female mud monkey he couldn't bother remembering the name of told him. Scowl deepening, Lucifer complied and let the woman work on the pink dress they were putting him in. His fingers were twitching to smite everyone in this building - screw that, this whole damned town - but he had made a promise to Gabriel.

Do not kill or torture anyone. Just have some fun.

How he could have fun by dressing himself up as a woman, Lucifer did not know. Gabriel's mind worked in strange ways, always had and always will.

The only positive thing Lucifer could think of was the fact that Michael appeared to be here against his will as well. At least he did not have to suffer alone.

A deep laugh sounded from within his head and Lucifer's scowl deepened even more. Shut up, Nick! It's your fault that we're stuck here in the first place, he mentally snapped at his vessel.

I'm only the annoying voice in your head who judges your every decision, Nick hummed, greatly amuses by the situation they were in, it's only you who will be embarrassed. Me? I will grab a big bowl of caramel popcorn and enjoy the show I'm about to get.

Lucifer wisely chooses not to reply to that comment. Something which seemed to amuse Nick even more.

"Put that scowl off your pretty face. I cannot do your makeup like that," dress-woman asked, hands on her hips as she glared at the Devil.

Lucifer gave her a horrified look. "Make-up?" He repeated after her, feeling stupefied.

"Yes, make-up. It's part of the show," she clicked her tongue, "it's like this is your first time."

Both Michael and Nick snickered at that. Lucifer wasn't sure it would be a smart idea to tell her it actually was his first time doing this.

I've done this before. Want some tips from the pro? Nick teased him.

I'm not sure I want to take advice from you, Lucifer replied. First, the pornographic videos he had starred in - which got them in this mess in the first place - and now Lucifer learned he had dressed up in drag before? He was almost terrified to learn what else Nick had done before they met.