Luci's One Shots

~The Nougat Apocalypse (Jack Kline)

This one is full on crack. Go figure x) Based off a RP (just a slightly more 'extreme' version) so there's a great deal of madness ahead.

On the SPN Amino I am a part of The Jack Protection Squad where I have to write monthly Jack stories based off prompts. This is January's story and the prompt was 'free verse' - meaning we could literally do whatever the fuck we wanted as long as it was with Jack. This will probably be the only one I share on Wattpad tho - if you want more monthly Jack stories I suggest you subscribe to my AO3 or follow me on Amino.

Where Jack gets mad and accidentally starts a nougat apocalypse - much to everyone's horror.

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Jack looked around in amazement, standing on the tips of his toes so he could see better. The bunker was filled with many people he had never met before. He had never seen so many people together in one place! The child wondered if any of them would like to be his friend.

He looked around at the many people gathered - angels, humans & demons alike - as he held a few nougat bars close to his chest.

Deciding to test his luck, he went up to a brunette girl closest to him. "Hello, I'm Jack!" He said enthusiastically when he stood in front of her, giving her a large smile. Maybe this demon would like to be his friend. He didn't have any demon friends yet, and she hadn't tried to kill anyone so Jack figured she wasn't as bad as those demons Sam had told him about once.

The demon gave him a blank look. "Get lost. I don't do well with kids," she told him bluntly.

Jack didn't let that stop him. "What's your name? Would you like some nougat?" He asked, after which he offered her one of his candy bars. Not yet fully understanding 'personal space', he nearly pushed the candy in her face.

"It's Meg," she replied, "and I'm not sure if your half-breed ass noticed or not... but I'm a demon. Demons don't need to eat so I don't need your candy. Keep it."

Jack took a step back at Meg's words as if she pushed him. "Oh... okay..." he said sadly, looking down at his feet before he turned around and walked off again.

The demon failed the Nephilim's friendship test... so Jack figured he should find another possible friend. His gaze landed on two angels who were talking to each other, he tilted his head. He didn't have the best experiences with most angels but he figured he could at least try.

Going up to the two angels, he said. "Hi!"

The angels looked up at him. One of them tilted his head and the other gave him an amused look. "You're Lucifer's kid, right? I don't think that we've met yet," the blond angel said. "I'm Gabriel, the awesome one, and that's Michael. He's kinda a dick but can be a softy once you get to know him." He added, pointing towards the dark haired one standing next to him, who gave him a glare at being introduced that way.

Gabriel ignored his brother's dead-glare and instead had his attention focused on the young Nephilim.

"I'm Jack!" He replied. This was going well so far. He might get some new friends today! But there was only one way to be sure. "Do you want some nougat?" He tried again, holding out a few candy bars, almost holding his breath.

"I never say no to candy!" Gabriel said and took a bar from Jack's outstretched hands and proceeded to eat it.

Michael watched the other angel in bafflement. "Wait... I thought we couldn't eat human food?" He gaped at Gabriel.

Gabriel gave his brother an almost sad look as Jack watched their interaction with fascination. "We can actually eat sweet food just fine. Candy as well, which includes nougat."