Kaneki Ken x Reader Oneshots

Shironeki- Secret Santa

A/N: Boi I forgot it was Kaneki's birthday today! I was busy making different plots for this shot that I didn't even think about our husband's day of the birth! (Me is dumb). Anyways happy birthday d⃥a⃥d⃥d⃥y⃥ Kaneki 💗. Also sorry guys for not making oneshots recently, cuz relatives just came home for Christmas and had exams few weeks ago and can't get some peace to make some decent shots so ye. Since this  oneshot is about Secret Santa, 'C/N' means code name ;) not crush's name unless u want too. Also btws there's some time gaps in this shot, this will follow the manga version and it won't be accurate since me is too poor and lazy to actually read the manga ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶.
Illust by: Sui Ishida
Edited and Drawn by: mehhhhhh
Disclaimer: I don't own Tokyo Ghoul, characters and original plot is owned by Sui Ishida
~Enjoy and Merry Chrimus~

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"Toukkkkaaaaaa" You whined and gave crocodile tears while your on the phone with your beloved friend.

"Y/N where are you! The party is about to start in an hour!"

"I didn't got anything yet for my Secret Santa and it ain't helping that the person is using a code name!"

"I still can't believe that you don't know who 'Banana' is." Touka facepalmed and sighed.

"How am I supposed to know! No one in Anteiku likes bananas except Koma-san , but Irimi-san got him so it's definitely not him!" You whispered, trying to not caught any attention from the people in the crowded mall.

"Why don't just buy him something practical?"

"The stationary store is so full that it can't even allow one more customer!"

"How about a book?" Touka asked hoping you got the hint.

"I don't even know what genre the person would like." You said bluntly and started walking around to find some gift ideas.

"Maybe a coffee machine?" Touka said losing hope for the 'clueless' you.

"Touka, we drink coffee everyday, and we work in a café for goodness sakes!" You rambled and people started giving looks at you, even the yearly hired Santa mascot gave a weird look at you.

"Okay okay, hakuna your tatas bro." Touka said, trying to get on your good side cause girl know you're more aggressive than her and Akaneki combined.

You were about to reply until you saw store that caught your very own eyes.

"Touka, call you later, think I found it" the call ended as you ran to the store with your slow poke feet.

You opened the door the shop and heard the voice of the sales lady.
"Welcome to 'Cheap Things But You're Cramming For The Holidays So YOLO', How May I help you?" The sales lady asked you with joy but a hint of 'I'm Dead Inside'.

"Your store saved me, how come there's only few people here?" You asked while admiring the cheapness of the store, it was like a Christmas Miracle.

"Well everyone's stampeding that other store that sells the same merch as ours but 5 times the price." The lady growled and the glared at the said store.

"Wow, those people knows how waste dem money." You laughed like drunkard and start finding the right gift like a mad woman while the lady gave you a concerning look, but she seen worse things than what you're doing anyways.