Clinically In Love [Vmin-BTS]

Chapter 1: <○New Message!○>

SICK, DEAD AND DYING:")
JeomJeom Kook, Min Suga Genius Jjang Jjang Man Boong Boong, 222-361-3961

You were added

222-361-3961:
Yeah but thrs no way ur serious tho

JeomJeom Kook:
Yeah? Hw not?

222-361-3961:
Bcoz id probably date u if Yoongi wasn't jacking off with u over the phne evry nite

Nd now ur telling me ur still a virgin???

Min Suga:
Hey

We dnt jack off evry nite

We do it in the mornings too:)

222-361-3961:
And this has been reason 4766578287378824543839 why i question how you're still my best friend:)

YOU:
Um... Hi?

Min Suga:
..........

Park Jimin. I have summoned you correctly

(¬‿¬)Welcome to the dark side young one

YOU:
Oh plz (;¬_¬)

I'm older than Jungkook

So call ur boyfriend "young one" grandpa

Speaking of which, Jungkook where r u???

Nd who's the new numbr?

222-361-3961:
Me

YOU:
Well no shit but who r u?

JeomJeom Kook:
Taehyung

Nd im on the bottom floor Chim

Wifi's faster here:)))

YOU:
Wait. Taehyung?

Taehyung who?

222-361-3961:
Yoongi's Hospital Roommate Taehyung

Or Kim Taehyung for short:)

YOU:
Ah

Interesting...

222-361-3961:
Was that srsly interesting or ru tryin 2 be sarcastic? -_-

YOU:
A bit of bofe yo...

A bit of bofe^^

JeomJeom Kook:
Dnt mind him Tae

He gets nicer

Min Suga:
Kook dnt lie to him

Ji-bitch still hounds on me coz we're togethr