Clinically In Love [Vmin-BTS]

Chapter 22: <○Jello is supposed to be wobbly○>

"So you're saying you basically broke up with him?"

Jimin was gripping his plastic spoon way harder than neccessary, in a way more than pissed mood to go with the way more than crappy weather. His traditional birthday jello didn't even taste sweet, instead leaving him with some weird taste that told him something was missing. Until he realised that it was Yoongi who was first to hit him with a happy birthday call.

Not Taehyung.

"I couldn't have broken up with him if we weren't even an item, hyung."

His spoon almost fell limp to his tray while he huffed a sigh into the phone at his ear. Just thinking about it all made him feel sick. Replaying his and Taehyung's whole roast session in his head felt like a fresh wound, one that hit him right where his heart was. But what got to him the most was the fact that he was the one that started it.

And all because playing hard to get seemed like fun...

"Jimin, I'll believe that you and Tae didn't feel anything for each other from the start when I'm not breathing."

"So sorry bae, but your grandpa's got a long time for livin'."

"Even if the arthritis is kinda kicking in..."

"..."

"Hmm..."

"So that actually means I could lay charges against you..."

"Since you're some old pedo-worthy dude who's long-distance dating Jungkook."

"So he's not only a fetus..."

"But he also happens to be a minor."

"Tsk..."

"Knock that smirk outta your voice right now, boy."

"At least that minor loves this pedo-worthy dude."

"..."

"I can't say the same for you and your stalker buddy though..."

"..."

"I should've known calling me to say happy birthday wasn't your only purpose."

"Tsk!"

"Of course not!"

"You do know that Taehyung's sobbing on his own as we speak, right?!"

"..."

"What...?"

"Really...?!"

"..."

"..."

"No..."

"I just kinda wanted you to force me to hand the phone over to him."