Clinically In Love [Vmin-BTS]

Chapter 9: <○Lawfully Wedded Man-Hoe (feat. Thank U Next)○>

A/N: I was legit listening to Thank U Next lmao. Nd i dont even listen to Ariana Grandeㅋㅋㅋ
Shoutout: jkl075 coz u know what u did!!!

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JIMOUT
Online

YOU:
Soooo? :)))

Jimout
......

Soooo what?~

YOU:
:)))))))

So did u rlly save me with a ♡? :")

Jimout
Omfg

(;¬_¬)

U woke me up to ask me that shit???

YOU:
(」ﾟﾛﾟ)｣

But u wrnt asleep!

I saw u were online!!!

Nd Yoongi's online too

So since u said u only tlk to him and me then im gussing u 2 were tlking or smthing???

Jimout
:)

Mmmmmmm.....

So ur stalking me again huh?
<(￣︶￣)>

Hmm...

Nd me tlkng to ur best friend shld arouse some anger in u

Just as i planned...

A LITTLE JEALOUSYYYYYYYYYY!!!~

YOU:
NEGA ANIM!!!~

But no-_-

#not_jealous

Ur already my man-hoe

So I cnt be jealous if ur already mine in that way:)

Jimout
.......

Your man-hoe??

Wtf is a man-hoe?!?!

YOU:
^_^*

Wellll

Its basically the title of being my main man and my main hoe

So basically im asking if u wanna b my girlfriend

COZ I KNOW U PUT THAT HEART NEXT TO MY CONTACT JIMIN!!!!! I SEE YOU BOY!!!!!

Jimout
.......

Wait

So u asked me if i wanna b ur girlfriend

but u called me "boy" in the same breath