I'm With The Boys

Chapter Ten

Jesse's POV

"Jesse, we need to talk." Lucas and Callan are sitting at the table, faces serious.

I raise an eyebrow and sit down opposite them. "Okay, what's up?"

Callan and Lucas exchange wary looks. Then Lucas spits it out. "You have to be Callan's girlfriend."

Frozen, I sit, unable to move or say anything. Finally, I say, "Dafuq?"

Callan rakes a hand through his hair and looks to the right of me. "It's for your safety."

"Great. So I have to be your girlfriend for "safety". Great. Nice. Fabulous." I say, sarcastically.

"Please Jesse. All you have to do is hold hands and all that romantic shit." Lucas sighs.

I bang my head on the table at my brother's "romantic" knowledge. Then I look up with an evil smile.

"Great, she's got her psycho smile." Callan mutters.

Frowning I ask, "Psycho smile?" Rolling his eyes, Callan brings out his phone, snaps a picture of me, and shows me. I crack up. "Yeah okay, I get your point." Dayum, trust me to have a psycho smile that's meant to look evil. "Anyway," I drag out. "Does this mean you carry all my books and stalk me and shit to my lessons?"

"Yes. I guess." Callan frowns.

Evilly laughing inside, I shrug casually. "Fine. Whatever. Hey boyfriend, make me breakfast. Full English with pancakes."

"Get it yourself you pig." Callan snaps.

"Fine, forget about it then." I get up, and turn to leave.

I hear a slap, a string of curse words then, "Argh! Fine!"

"Thank you!" I grin and launch myself at Callan. Maybe a bit too fast and hard since he fell backwards and I landed on top of him.

"Do you mind? Can't breathe." Callan gasps dramatically.

The front door bangs open and Raiden decides to stroll in with Jordan behind him. Raiden does a double take, staring at us in confusion meanwhile Jordan laughs.

"JORDAN BABY!" I scream, climbing off of Callan and running into Jordan's arms.

Jordan picks me up and spins me around. "Jesse, I've missed you."

"Missed you too brah. Now please put me down before I throw up on you." I threaten.

Immediately, Jordan stops and puts me down. "Be sick on Raiden!" Jordan pulls Raiden in  front of him.

I simply hug Raiden. "Jesse babe, how could you replace me?!" Raiden fake cries.

"You just don't do it for me anymore." I declare, winking at Jordan.

"NOOOOOOOOO!" Raiden screams, causing us all to cringe and cover our ears. Jeez, how can a guy go so high pitched?

Eventually, we shut up and look at Callan and Lucas. Callan's glaring at Raiden and Jordan meanwhile Lucas is shaking his head in amusement.

"Oh and Raiden?"

"Yeah?" Raiden eyes me warily.

"Meet my boyfriend." I casually walk to Callan and hug him really tight. "Who should be making me breakfast." I smile "sweetly" at Callan.

He hops off the chair and wraps his arms around me just as tightly and kisses my cheek. "Of course, babe."

Scowling, I snap, "I'm not a pig."