SATURDAY-Last night i didnt sleep much.Court and me just watched movies eat talk and do random things and we pranked everyone in the house just wait for-
"MY EYES!"
mhmm sounds like my dear brother got flour dumped ALL over his head.
"AHHH GET IT OFF NOW!"
mother got a big ass flying roach on her her hand.dont ask how we got it some dude collects roaches and snakes and bugs at our school.
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!"
and that right there is dad runnning away from a snake....shame on you dad ..shameee.Its like a small ass snake nothing huge.
"KATALINS!" what the- thats not fair im not the only one here.
"why do you assume its me! goshhhh i didnt do it"
"mom he pranked his own self to make it look like he didnt do it to which he did prank all of yall."
"cmon room now" said mom
please dont take my board please please please not the board.
"katalins board now" repeated mom in a serious tone.ugh!
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttt?!!
"bu-
"you better shutup before i take all of them" she said
"fine"
i opened the closet door walked in and took my key out then unlocked the board collection thing and handed her the one that i let people borrow."penny pink board please"she asked and layed her hand out for it to be placed on.
"UGHHH mom i need that one, take the one i gave you"
"listen-
"do you want me to be late to school because the Pink board rides faster and if you take it imma need you to call in and say that imma be late EVVVVVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYda-
"just behave, im gonna be at courneys house with her mom okay?"
"okay mom love you!"
Finally this lady leave the house.
"BREAKFAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
we ran down the stairs and started making breakfast for US nobody left us any .................thats fucked up.i have no family nahh just kidding they just dont love me.
once we were done making brakfast we started eatiing.
"what should we do today?"i asked
"skate then beach?"
"stake then beach it is"
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Court and i had got ready so now were making our way over to the skating park.I got dressed in just a jumpsuit and court dresed in some shorts with a flowwy top.We arrived and just started doing tricks till we got tired."im hungry cmon"
we went to subway ,ate then made our way toawrds home.
"my bathing suits can fit you"
"yahh but not the ass part'
"pshhhh"
Court needed to get her bathing suit so we went to her house first.we went in sneeking kinda hoping our moms wont see us.
"honey is that you?"
shit
"meowwwwwwwwwwww"i purred
what? she has a fucking cat and i happen to think imma great acter.
"ohhhh kitty ...where are you?"
pshhhh this lady asking for too much..she dont gotta see the damn cat.idk even know where its at.i ignored her request and we just continued going upstairs.
"chipk!"
oh my fucking gosh.these are the moments i hate having stairs.some fucking toy i stepped on and it made noise."HELLO! GET THE FUCK OUT HER DAMN HOUSE YOU AINT GONE ROB SHIT IM BOUT TO WHOOP ASS"
hahahahahahaha tell me how my mom know shit like that?now she gone go crazy.lemme get my ass outta here "Court,walk faster or lets leave out the window"
"your fucking mother is crazy! who the hell robs in the afternoon?" she laughs
"lots of people,now go!"
"oh no you dont"ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! we cant do shit without getting caught .stupid shit man.i give up.
'hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm" Me and court said while waving.
"hay girls come on your leaving with us"
"MOM!!"
they dragged us to my moms car and started driving i looked at court and we both shook our heads.you know what that means? hell no time to kick ass
"CAAAAAA.NNNNTTTT BREEAA-THEEEEE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" i yelled frantically
"shutup back therre" mannnn these people tripping
i gave court the later look.
we arrivved and guess where they took us?
nail salon- a place where you go and wait for the longest time of universe and there aint shit to do while waiting,especially with your MOM.
i already know she wont let me touch anything such as magazines and stuff.
"come get your nails done we had an appointmeant made for all of us."
"only white nails"they mumbled
"what is this? wedding day?!?"
"actually yes my friend is getting married tomorow"
"OHHH NO MOM NOT AGAIN IM NOT DOING IT!!HELL NO THAT SHI- THING IS TOURTURE NOPE BYE"
she dragged me to the lady that was waiting."she wants white"
"how about white with little pearls"i suggested since theres no reason to arugue right now.
"no white plain" she said
"no i need the pearls since you didnt tell me about this,give me chances lady?!!!!"
"fine"
Mom left and the lady continued.
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the lady finished,mom and the rest was waiting for me ,their done also Court had got diamonds while i got pearls. mom drove to another place idek.i started listening to music and humming.when we got there i took my headphones out and we entered .and guess what again?. the wedding dress place
"MOM-"
"you guys are bridemaids opsss" said Courts mom
"WHAT THE FUCK!"we both said
+_________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________AUTHORS NOTE!
hayy guys sorry for not updating earleir my mind went blank.
THANKS FOR THE VOTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH !
-SKYLAR!
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