YUP ITS ME,THE NERD!

LUNCH: is a time to get filthy

I arivved to reading class on time and right then and there court started screaming lik she ate poop and started running towards me while everybody just stared.
I mean like oh c'mon turn around people!
"AHhhHHHHHhHH !!!BABY!!! U CAME" court started screaming over and over untill she reached me.
"Have no choice ,plus this is my favorite class"
"because I'm in it?"she said wiggling her eyebrows .
"Noo babe your not THAT important" i replied and i started telling her how i thought she was screaming because she ate poop. when some guy beside me started looking at me.
oh god he thinks I'm crazy? yepp he thinks I'm crazy.
"I'm not crazy"I reassured him and he started backing up....like what the fu-
"morning guys I'm ms.taylor nice to meet you all"said the teacher
AND geuss what came to mind?TAYLOR GANG TAYLOR,TAYLOR GANG! i know what your thinking. that old ass song well yeah its old but it never fails to come to mind. don't blame me for saying it!
some students started staring at me while others laughed..what's funn-
"stop humming kata"whisper-yelled court
wow I was humming to taylor gang and I didn't even notice it .
"my bad" I shrugged and lifted up my hands in a excused way.
"okayy that's Fine katalins .now class! I'm going to pass out a novel and you guys will read till page 51 and if your not done by today you take the book home am I clear?"taylor gang said
--20---mins later
I'm done and bored. SOOO BORED."pttss"
"heuy you! court"
"courtney! pighead"
"oink oink oink oink!"
"wha- wait what my head does not look like a pig you-your head looks like an- uhhhh an an monkey"she said while digging In her bag
"yeahh whatever what you looking fo dude" I asked her
"lipgloss"she answered
lipgloss? wow
"you've got to be kidding me! lipgloss ?...are you not hungry!?!? I'm starving " I whisper-yelled
"I could eat a pig right now" I mumbled
"there is NO pig in here duhhh"she said knowingly
"YOU ARE the pig!"I laughed 
"shutup monke-
RINGG!!
"yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.buddy time to eat!"I yelled while running out
"uhhh actually gotta wait one more period bae"court said while smirking
ughhhhh
"well see ya later I'm gonna stop at my house I'm hungryy!" I yelled going crazy.
like seriously I ate 4 damn oreos this morning NOTHING else!
"bullshit,todays your first day you can handle it "court said
I walked to class while groaning over and over again.

OMFG I HAVE SPANISH NEXT!?!?! please don't be one of those hyper,perky ass teachers. I just can't stand them.there always hyper and ready to start new things like bitch stick with the damn program we not suppose to be doing chapter 14 we on chapter 8 so don't be going on chapter 14 cuz a student ask you.
That student IS NOT special  so just chill .I seriously cant stand teachers like that they make things so confusing

I walked into class and took a random seat near the back.
few minutes later students started piling up and then I heard an "erm" I turned around and  its tanner.

"what?" I snapped
"yo this is my seat" he said while putting his books on MY desk.
"yo does it really matter? like seriously?" I mocked at him .
he needs to really grow up and plus if he really wanted his seat he could of at least say please or something like that.

"UGhH your so annoying like damn its my fucking seat"he groaned
he just-WHAT? ...one day he's flirty with me the next he wanna act all Mr.badass and ignore me but now he wanna say I'm annoying?

awww is wittle tanner maddddddddddddddd!
"yo! you mad or nahh?" I laughed "bye tanner" I waved while gestering him to another seat near the back.

"Gorilla ass" he mumbled and I just shrugged like okayy whatever you sayy thats Fine by me but this stil my seat thoo. Lol

____________     ____________________
guesss what!!?!?!?

DRUMROLL PLEASE?????

-
-
-
LUNCH TIME!!!!!  whoooo hoooo class ended and I ran to the lunch-room ready to eat while the teacher yelled "I dismiss you!!!! not the bell"

i Ignored her and entered the lunch room then got pizza and spotted courtney.
"COURTNEY! wassup babe" I yelled as she turned around took a big ass bite outta her pizza and started laughing at me..like what the- ?
I walked over sat down and started eatting untill I felt people whispering and something cold hit my back.
I arched my back because of the coldness and turned around.
"what the fuck man!?" I screeched  turns out beckys standing there laughing .
ohhhh GAME ON ! "
I threw the milk towards her and started grabbing pinnaples and some type of yogurt while she started throwing bread and then all of a sudden the whole cafeteria is filled with people throwing things and kinds under the table while I'm once again soaked ...
I have mustard In my hair,spagetti,crumbs and everything you can think of now how am I going to take that off huh? TOO MUCH WORK!

I decided on keep throwing jello.
"STOP!" yelled the principal.
"you two my office now"
that fucking bald asss mann

"I didn't do shi-"
"just go kat" whispered court.
ughh finee I started walking to his office and called my mom. who give a fuck if they dont allow phoness ? I'm using it anyways my mom always says call me if you need me- like emergencies
and I feel like this IS a emergency don't ya think?

------- AUTHORS NOTE: hayy guys sorry for like updating late I've been kinda busy and sorry!!
and also hope you like my shit load of crap? Lol I WORK SO HARD! and thanks for those of you reading this book ! it means a lot - ×o×o SKYLAR !!