Me and court has our plan covered.Trust me we do
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"hey we should leave them notes in their desk cabinets" shouted someone.mhmmm good idea dude I quickly took out some sharpie markers.All different colors ,and passed them out."i swear, i better get them shits back like literally seconds after your done" i threatened.I also took out post it notes and people that had some did the same, gave everybody a stack of one, and we started writing random things.
Such as: fuck you,bald ass nigga,snitcher!,imma fuck you up,you die tommrow at 12 AM-bloddy marry,pussy,try me again you"ll see,i hate you, why the hell im in here anyways?,stupid,ugly,saw you fucking the office lady yesterday,you wont know who did this,trust me dude you need deorderant like you stank asf!,and last but not least my favorite buy me some nutella like ASAP
i know,iknow we sound mean but i mean some of them are true and its not like the principal or baldiee cares. Trust me no matter how manny times i told miley she got NO ass ,she still twerked and she dosent care.{dont take this personally cuz i love miley} and also he gave me 5 weeks detention for nothing! he could of atleast told us to clean the cafeteria and i would of done it.well maybe not. ill probally make it worse but still one threat from mom taking my board(skateboard) would of worked!
we opened one of his cabinets and sticked them all in different directions (lol ayeee dont think nasty) then closed the cainets with the music still going, we then closed the music. I stuffed my iphone and the speakers in the snack bag full of wrappers so he wont find em if the baldiee snitched about us.
Everybody took out paper and pencil untensils and did the assignment on the board which is "fill your paper front and back". the principal should be here any second now and our paper is half full.
"there not doing anything wrong!?!??!" everybody stayyed focused and tried not to laugh or turn around."sir it was her and her" baldiee pointed to the both us " she had speakers and she had her phone out playing music out loud, check them"
The princilpal came up to us asked to check us and he checked my bag then courts and didnt see any electronics DUHH who"s dumb enough to put it where you can see? "can i take a look at that purse thingy" ohhh really he wana see it! damn i got no excuse now
oh i got an idea! "sir there are personal things in there such as pads, and tampons ya know?" i said. his eyes poped out but went back to normal."your lien " he argued fuck! I then remebered that i do have something related to pads! yes! i turned around and took something out of my backpack and stuffed it in the tote. i dont think he saw me because he was busy talking to the others but the other kids saw me and gave me a signal. I stood up with the tote bag, and took out what i put in there last minute.
lol guess what i put in there? Summers eve cleansing cloths for sensitive skin( femenime wipes) yepp a girls gotta have that at all times, gotta be refreshed down there eh?
"There ya go! you asked for it wanna see what else in there?" hope he says no because i only stuffed one in there the rest is wrappers,my phone, and the speakers!
"no thanks also theres five more minutes of detention left i will be going"
Everybody started cheering while me and courts standing there hapy asf! looking like were ready to twerk! "nahhh maybe later tho!" i whispered to her."lets leave" saaid someone while everybody hollered "yeahhhhhhhh!"
"not five minutes yet!" yelled baldiee."wanna get fired?" i said eye-ing him closley "you cant fire me-" "do YOU?" "-no i dont" lol its always work "VERY WELL THEN,shush"
we all walked out . Me and court decided on the cofee shop to do homework.
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We finished our homework and headed home court asked her mom to stay over mines for a sleepover here mother said yes, and ofcourse mines did so here we are, in courts room packing her weekend clothes.i took out my phone and started listing to music on iheartradio and guess what poped up! dont cha wish ya girlfriend was hot like me !i started dancing while shaking my hips to the beat.
"are you done chicka!" i said unaware that im shouting. "yahh cmon"
we went to my house which is like next door.I grabbed 2 water bottles and we made our way upstairs to my room.she set her clothes on some hangers i gave her and we kinda just stared at each other,thinking.
"SKATEBORAD FUCK YAHH!" we yelled. i took out my key as we walked to the back of the walkin-closet,and opened my skateborad collection.court picked a blue penny board while i picked a black skateborad.The difference between penny boards and skateboards are that: Penny boards are smaller versions of skateboards.
i changed my clothes to a plain black-long sleeved shirt, some baggy cute shorts with black vans{HER OUTFIT ON THE SIDE}.we made our way to the park and skated on the pathway.
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We got home exhausted but of course thats not gonna stop us from jamming!. Court took a shower while i went on the computer and waited.Few minutes later court got out and i went in.When i got out i put on some pajamas and comfy night-fluffy shoes,court is already prepared for fun so we plugged in music and started twerking,just like i said we'd do later.we ran downstairs and saw mom and the others getting ready for dinner! lol wait what dinner?Wow everyone got regular clothes on while were in pajammies wanna know what im thinking? THATS FUCKING AWESOME!
we walked down the rest of the steps grabbed our plates, thanked my mom and went upstairs. we ate and brought our plates back to the kitchen, in the sink.your probally thinking my mom is nice enough to say 'oh you guys dont have to wash your dishes' HA! nope not my mother. "kat wash your dishes baby". i groaned but still washed them. i went upstairs and guess what? court is sound asleep on the bed.
"GET YOUR SMALL ASS UP! DUDE!" i yelled while throwing the pillow repeadedly over her head "Whaaaaaa?" she said while falling off the bed.i did the only thing expected, i started laughing stupidly without stopping.but stopped when i felt and heard an 'ompff' ahhhhhhhh shit that hurts.badly. i rubbed my head and we both started hitting each other.
"i surrender! okay game over you win" she said catchting her breath.we then sat on my carpet drawing , i started drawing dresses and clothes and by each i drew i put my inital on the side of the clotheing."what ya wanna be when you grow up" i asked her " i wanna be in modleing,and fashion designer"
"no way i wanna be the same but also a singer and songwriter"" see? look at these designs"i said
"those are cute" she replied
"movie? divergent?" she nodded and we made our way to the theater room, grabbed some blankets and watched the movie.
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AUTHORS NOTE!:
HAYYY GUYS TWO UPDATES IN ONE DAY ! THATS FUCKING CRAZY! LOL BUT I MANAGED TO DO IT WITH MUSIC AND A FEW DISTRACTIONS SUCH AS NUTELLA, FOOD, AND TWERKING! LOL
CALL ME CRAZY BUT IDGAF ! -X0X0 SKYLAR! !
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