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forty one

hyunjin pov
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stray kids in a nutshell

*you renamed the group*

help

me: er chan can you add the others back?

chan: lol okay

*chan added felix,changbin & jisung*

felix: took you long enough to add us back >:(

jisung: i didnt want to be in the groupchat in the first place anyway

chan: but you named the group

jisung: cause all of you couldnt decide on a name

jisung: and you guys suck

chan: no you suck

minho: suck what

woojin: no

jisung: no

seungmin: no

felix: no

me: no

jeongin: suck what? why are you guys saying no?

jisung: get jeongin out of this group

woojin: jesus

woojin: have you gone for baptism?

minho: uh

woojin: ima leave this group and drag minho with me to the church

me: excuse me can you guys do that later

minho: ITS 1AM IN THE MORNING AND WOOJIN IS DRAGGING ME OUT OF MY BED

minho: UPDATE: IM NOT OKAY

me: woojin do it later and its 1 in the freaking morning

jisung: yes its 1am and why did you summon us

me: because today's ji ae's birthday dumbshit

jisung: DO I LOOK LIKE I KNOW?

chan: jeez

jisung: sorry im super sleep deprived rn am sorry for capsing you

seungmin: "capsing" is that even a word

jisung: ..no

woojin: update: minho fell asleep

changbin: hi

changbin: why is the group now renamed as "help"

me: cause i need your fucking help

jeongin: fucking is a bad word dont use it >:(

felix: yes child we know

me: so anyways,,

me: as i was saying

me: what should i get for ji ae's birthday?

seungmin: why cant you decide yourself

jisung: ^

me: cause idk

me: ive never experienced celebrating my girlfriend's birthday before?

jeongin: throw her a surprise party in our practice room ;;;;

chan: give her a necklace or something

me: cliche but i like your idea

changbin: write her a card

me: hm,

me: ill consider that

woojin: update: minho hugged me to sleep

jisung: what are you doing with my man

me: i thought you're straight jisung

jisung: im curved

jisung: jeez i was just joking lmao

jisung: im really sleep deprived omg

jeongin: what is sleep deprived ;;

seungmin: when you lack of sleep

jeongin: than he should go to sleep

jisung: but yall are making me awake so

me: someone go and claim jisung

minho: DID SOMEBODY SAY TO CLAIM JISUNG

minho: ill go get him brb

chan: i-

woojin: it was a text message how did he hear that-

felix: hi

me: uh hi?

felix: sorry i didnt know what to say and i havent been talking lmao

felix: gotta stay active

seungmin: mood^

me: ok thanks for the suggestions bye

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forty freaking one i cant even believe-