Ask or Dare: Mario Edition

The Chicken Rule

MrMacaron: I have spoken with my Wii Mii buddies-

Rosalina: You're a Wii Mii? Isn't the Wii, like super old now? 

MrMacaron: When a console becomes 'old' it becomes retro and that is considered cool. Moving on... My good friend Mr Stupid (who is male, in case you were wondering) asked me to do this dare and since everyone on Wattpad is too shy to comment we are going to do it! 

Mario: What is the dare? 

MrMacaron: "I dare Mario to put hair dye in Peach's hair while she is sleeping and you are not to tell her this is a dare."

Mario: Mama Mia! I refuse! I was going to propose to her! (He gets out a ring with a crystal 'star' on it. It also has engraved inside the centre 'I love Peach') 

MrMacaron: Didn't she reject you? On the moon? Seriously if she was going to say 'yes', it would be on the moon.

Mario: If Bowser hadn't-

MrMacaron: Wait! You think Bowser was competition? You think he could impact whether she would chose you or not? He's a turtle! Plus he kidnaps her all the time! 

Daisy: Come on Mario, no one likes a chicken! You signed up for this.

Mario: No I didn't! Some person on Wattpad decided to mess with our life's for entertainment and I am supposed to just go along with it?! (He is getting really angry! His face is nearly as red as his hat!) 

MrMacaron: Well I guess if Mario refuses to do the dare I must use the chicken rule! 

Mario: You can't just make up rules whenever you want! 

Bowser Jr: Actually she can. She is in charge, plus we haven't had an dares yet so really she isn't making up rules randomly.

Toadette: We have had a dare! 

Toad: (running in with a cup of coffee) Here you go Toadette. 

Toadette: Thanks! (Takes a sip) Not bad. But you forgot the double shot. 

Waluigi: Shut up! Waluigi wants to hear what chicken rule is. 

MrMacaron: Thankyou, now the chicken rule is simple, Mario can pass his dare to another person, and they cannot refuse to do it, but the receiver can give the original person, so in this case Mario, a question or dare that they must do or answer. And no, you cannot give them back the dare they just refused. Also Mario, for your cowardliness, you have earns the privilege of the chicken hat. (Grabs out a rubber chicken hat and shows everyone) And yes you have to wear it, for the next three rounds. 

Mario: Well I give my dare to (he thinks for a moment and then grins wickedly) Bowser.

Daisy:(as sarcastically as physically possible) Big surprise there. 

Mario: What?

Daisy: Of course you give it to your enemy and love rival, but remember now he has the power to dare and question you.

Bowser: I have the perfect one. 

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That night Bowser snuck into Peach's bedroom. He grabbed out several small pots of hair dye (one blue, one orange and one olive green (I didn't even know they made that colour of hair dye)  

He began caressing her scalp and smuthering her hair in dye. She must be a heavy sleeper not to wake up! He also got a tube of glitter a tipped the lot into her hair- he really goes above and beyond with these things! 

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The next day...

Bowser: That was a piece of cake. 

Peach: (barging in, and she looks ready to kill someone) WHO DID THIS?! (Pointing at her hair) I AM GOING TO MURDER WHOEVER DID THIS! 

MrMacaron: Peach calm down, it was a dare.

Peach: So this is your fault! 

MrMacaron: Well I didn't come up with it and I didn't do it. 

Peach: WHO DID IT?!

MrMacaron: It was- (Bowser leans over and wispers his dare for Mario to me) Mario.

Thanks everyone for reading! I update fairly regularly so tune in often.

Feel free to suggest dares and questions because I need ideas and I know how cool it is when an author adds in your idea. I will not judge what you write!

From MrMacaron- aka the creator 🦄