Ask or Dare: Mario Edition

After a lot of not updating...

MrMacaron: we are live again for the first time in months!

Very few people cheer- many whine

MrMacaron: @Animation-frog has a couple of requests... I quote 'Ask for Bowser: Why do all your minions work for you? And if it's for payment then how do you keep track of all the dead and alive goombas, koopas etc

Ask for Rosalina: Why that the first time someone has given you a wedgie? If not tell everyone about your first experience.

Dare for Goomba: Stomp on Rosalina's head

So we'll start with the question for Bowser- Why does everyone work for you?

Bowser: Well you have to understand certain games in the franchise are actually stage plays. So no one gets hurt and they just act as if they work for me, and by the way I wasn't in those plays. When we are actually battling and I really kidnap Peach the minions work for me because they want to.

MrMacaron: But why?

Bowser: It's part of being in my kingdom! A certain percentage of those in my kingdom must do defense force work, most of the time it's those that cannot get employment or can't afford taxes. Admittedly some do it for honour for our kingdom and they want to overthrow the nicer mushroom kingdom.

MrMacaron: Wow! I never realized how structured your kingdom was.

Bowser: Why start a war without a plan? It makes no sense.

MrMacaron: True, but why you put that switch, in the final battle, there also doesn't make sense- But moving on! (It is clear she is trying to avoid getting yelled at for insulting Bowser)

MrMacaron: How do track of all the dead and alive goombas?

Bowser: They don't die! Geez! Do I die when I 'fall' off the stage? No! It is obvious I am alive- it's the same with all my workers!

MrMacaron: So Mario doesn't kill them?

Mario: Mama Mia no! The game is G rated! G for glossed over wars! What Nintendo tells you is very limited. (Mario looks away for a moment and everyone is very quiet- almost too quiet)

MrMacaron: So just how many of the games are stage plays?

Mario: All of them. Nintendo doesn't show the full story on the wars.

MrMacaron: Okay this is getting awkward and sad because I feel like my life- well yours I guess- is a lie.

Peach: That's because it is!

MrMacaron: Next question- Rosalina what was your first wedgie?

Rosalina: Last night. None of the lumas would do such a thing! And there are very few people in the galaxy. Plus being a princess means people don't usually do that kind of stuff to you.

MrMacaron: Okay and to finish off this episode- Goomba will you do the honours?

Goombas: (all at once bar one) YASSSSSSS ME BOI!

The last goomba that did not just speak: NO!

Rosalina: (pointing at the last goomba) can he be the one to stomp on me? He doesn't seem as eager to be mean.

Peach: He doesn't want to so he shouldn't be forced- let the others (we can sense some hostility between Rosalina and Peach)

Daisy: It's not really fair if all those goombas stomp on her- she'd end up in hospital!

MrMacaron: Fine! Goombas! If you want to step on her answer this question the quickest! (Each goomba gets ready to answer and eyes each other as if about to fight to the death)

What is A=P(1+r)n the formula for?

Goomba1: Toothpaste!

Goomba2:Math!

After many random and stupid answers one says...

Nerdy Goomba: (Dressed in hipster glasses and triumphantly walking forward) Compound interest!

MrMacaron: Correct! You get to stomp on Rosalina's head!

Rosalina: You sound way too happy!

Nerdy Goomba stomps on Rosalina's head

Rosalina: That didn't hurt as much as I thought it would! you guys are really marsh mellow like.

MrMacaron: That's it for this episode!

Sorry I haven't updated for a while- I've been busy with trying to write various series and keep on top of my Wattpad, Quotev, homework and other things. :D