Ask or Dare: Mario Edition

But first the fans!

MrMacaron: So Rosalina and Peach you both have to agree on what Daisy has to do in order to fulfil her job as the chicken.

Rosalina: Why doesn't Daisy just kiss Bowser or something like that?

Peach: Nah... Too cliché and predictable plus she will refuse. We need to get creative.

Rosalina: Why doesn't she answer the question from the very beginning? You know the one about her being just a non canon character?

Peach: I think she should have to dance around like a moron in front of all the guys (She winks and shows to Rosalina a chicken bikini)

MrMacaron: Just a quick question- why do you have that and where did you get it?

Peach: I get bored in Bowser's castle so I buy prank products online!

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That night Daisy had to dance in a chicken bikini in front of all the guys... She hated every minute of it...

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Daisy: That wasn't a very fair dare.

MrMacaron: Never mind that we have more questions and dares from @Domofroggies!

Firstly Shy Guy, what does your real face look like behind the mask?

Shy Guy: Well be honest Shy Guys are a bit like Mimikyu from Pokémon. We kind of don't have faces under the mask but rather a void that consumes all. (He looks solemnly at everyone, another Shy Guy starts laughing)

The Other Shy Guy: Yeah right... Obviously people believe we have face due to various glitches and stuff but really Shy Guys faces look like normal faces but for religious reasons we don't take of the masks. It also protects our identities as we are like the stage crew in the Mario franchise. We set up and take off sets...

Shy Guy: LIAR! We are a portal to another universe-

MrMacaron: Okay this is getting weird and very aggressive. Please come back to me when you guys can agree on what your face looks like. Geez.

Next up is a secret dare... everyone go home and I will text the details to whomever has to do the dare. See you guys tomorrow.

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That night Peach snuck into Rosalina's house and gave her an atomic wedgie! HAHAHAHA And she also took a peak in her diary and found out Rosalina does actually like Mario...

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Rosalina: Last night Peach gave me a wedgie! She put my underwear over my head! Please tell me it was a dare and she wasn't just being a jerk!

MrMacaron: Yes it was a dare... except Peach mustn't have snuck up on you too well.

Rosalina: I don't sleep very much.

MrMacaron: Oh! Okay next question.

This is a direct quote 'To Bowser: Why can Mario and the gang use powe rups, but you can't?'  

Bowser: Well to be fair you have to consider I am a different species to Mario and his gang. You see it's like when you eat food, not all animals can eat and get the benefits from food like humans can. Whoever leaves the power ups everywhere obviously knows that I can't get the powers from those products but Mario and his friends can.

MrMacaron: Wow that actually makes sense. Who does leave the power ups everywhere?

Bowser: If I knew that they'd be dead. Without the power ups Mario would never win!

Mario: Hey! I could win without them!

Bowser: Hmmm, sure you could.

Mario: I could! And maybe one day I will!

MrMacaron: So does that mean Bowsette is fake? Because the Super Crown is a power up and you can't use power ups?

Bowser: Yes and no. The super crown is a little different and as I said a few days ago, I'd be Bowsan, not Bowsette.

MrMacaron: Okay, so Bowsette is officially a myth!

I thank @Domofroggies  again for this chapter!

Sorry I didn't fully explain what Shy Guy's face looks like. I am going to spend some time and come up with a full on theory and reason for why it is covered and stuff.

Thanks again!