Ask or Dare: Mario Edition

The Chronicles on Dramia (Narnia but with Drama)

Toad: Hey MrMacaron, are we allowed to ask or dare you?

MrMacaron: I guess, why not! If I can join in on Mario Kart and Mario and Sonic in the Olympic Games, I should be able to join into this. Plus, I make up the rules. What did you want to ask or dare me?

Toad: Well I wanted to ask why you have done this?

MrMacaron: Well I thought it would be fun and entertaining.

Toadette: Why? You have just caused chaos!

Bowser: Trust me, that's fun!

MrMacaron: Yeah... Well I thought it would also be a great chance for people to ask questions about you guys but no one has asked yet. Seriously I need to fire the old marketing staff and get new ones.

Peach: Okay this is boring! You want fun huh? I'll give you fun! I dare MrMacaron to shoot herself! That means this game will be over! (She looks unwell... Like insanity unwell... I think Mario needs to get his doctor's cap on to help her)

Yoshi: BLUM!

Daisy: Wow Peach! That was harsh and savage! I didn't think you had it in you!

Pauline: Yeah, usually it's my job to yell and threaten people.

Peach: Well I am sick off this! I quit! And don't you dare try and stop me! (She growls at everyone and then barges her way out, she is clearly angry and very determined to leave)

Daisy: So what does this mean for us?

MrMacaron: Well we can still keep playing. Peach has been a sore sport from the start. Now we can focus on characters who haven't had a chance to play.

Wendy: I have a super crown! We can dare someone to wear it!

Bowser: No! That thing has ruined my reputation! The idea I could become some girl is ridiculous! Toadette, although technically has no gender, is very feminie, so it makes sense she becomes a girl. Me I am a guy well and truly so how could I end up as Bowsette? I'd be Bowsan.

Mario: Bowsan? What?

Bowser: I don't know! It sounded good!

MrMacaron: Look I am not going to force anyone to where the crown that doesn't want to.

Bowser: Good! Because I have a girlfriend!

MrMacaron:  I don't get how that is relevant but-

Waluigi: Wha'! You got a girlfriend! Your a turtle! Why can't I get one? (He stomps his feet and pretty much has a hissy fit)

Mario: If you have a girlfriend why do you always kidnap Peach? And why hasn't anyone seen her before?

Bowser: First of all, I kidnap Peach because it stops her kingdom from getting any more powerful and it asserts my authority over my own kingdom and secondly my girlfriend works in the offices keeping track of all my finances. She isn't out fighting like the koopas or goombas.

Mario: Mama mia! Then why did you give flowers to Peach on the moon? And force her to marry you?

Bowser: Because my ex had dumped me and I wanted to rub it in her face! Geez, why is me having a love life so unbelievable?

Daisy: We are just shocked because all you seem to do is ride in go karts and kidnap Peach.

Wario: WARIO! Guys we don't care about him! We need to pick a person to wear the crown!

Toadette: No we don't. Transformation hurts. Guys you don't want to wear it.

Toad: Guys listen to her!

MrMacaron: Well we have to ask the fans and if they don't pick you guys get off the hook for a while and I will ask you guys a question I have wanted answered for a while. Since 2014... 

So that concludes this chapter of Ask or Dare: Mario Edition. Guys I would 100% appreciate someone suggesting a dare for a few reasons

a) So I have proof people (other than me) have read this book

b) I am running out of ideas

c) And it would make my day! 

Seriously it is difficult to come up with decent dares and questions... If you have ever played Truth or Dare you will know this because you don't want to be too cliché or too over the top causing someone to leave (*cough, cough Peach)  but you also want it too be interesting.

Thanks... From the author/ weird narrator character in the story...