Ask or Dare: Mario Edition

Mario suffers

Peach: What?! 

Mario: Me?

MrMacaron: Yes. (Trying to keep a straight face) Yes you did it. Before Peach kills you we need to talk to you. Peach go grab a stick whilst we chat with Mario.

Peach: Fine! But Mario better get in trouble! (She leaves, again)

Rosalina: Why did you say Mario did it?

MrMacaron: Mario has a dare. He has to claim to do it and let Peach punish him as well as he needs to brag about it. Also for fun we all pretend he did it.

Mario: No.

Luigi: I can't do this. It's not fair. If I refuse do I have to wear the chicken hat.

Daisy: YES! Please say yes! 

MrMacaron: No, it wasn't your dare. You can just go and get us all some food. 

Luigi: Okay! I will make some burritos! I got a new recipe book! (He dances off really happily, everyone is confused because who knew Luigi liked to cook)

Daisy: You should have made him wear the hat! It would have been hilarious.

Mario: Can we get this over with... 

Bowser: This should be great...

MrMacaron: Peach come back! 

Peach: I couldn't find a stick but I did find something interesting...

MrMacaron: Okay... 

Peach: You lied! It was Bowser! 

Bowser Jr: How'd she figure it out? 

Peach: Oh! I was right? 

Bowser Jr: What?

MrMacaron: She didn't know. She guesssed and you revealed Bowser Jr. (bowing her head in defeat) Its a classic trick. 

Mario: YES! I am free! 

Wario: You owe Bowser a dare! (Turning to MrMacaron) You can't let him get off free! Bowser give him another dare or question! 

Bowser: Can I pass it on?

MrMacaron: Sure. Pick someone creative. 

Bowser: I will pick goomba! 

Goombas: (in unison) Which one?

Bowser: Okay that was a bad idea... How about Ash Ketchum!

MrMacaron: He's from Pokemon. Not Super Mario Bros. How do you not know that?

Bowser: Sorry I have been playing lots of Smash Bros. lately. Fine I pick Daisy. She is creative I think.

Daisy: This dare may not entirely humiliate you but it's a classic and a great starter dare... I dare you to eat a kilo of raw bacon.

Mario: What? I don't even like bacon!

Daisy: How can you not like bacon? 

Mario: Because you've dared my to eat a kilo of it before! 

Yoshi: (calling out because he feels forgotten) YOSHI!

Bowser: Come on! Eat it! (Everyone starts chanting 'eat it' over and over)

Mario: Fine! I will eat the bacon!

*** 

That night at the Mario Bros. house...

Mario: (in between vomiting) I am never eating bacon again.

Luigi: But I made you a Mexican style BLAT. You could have eaten it more slowly. 

Mario: Adrenaline! I was determined to defeat the bacon!