Jason - 16
Tim - 13
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"Tim, Dick left us breakfast! Come and eat now, brat!"
Tim dragged himself into the kitchen, yawning. "What did he leave us?" Jason looked over at the plate that contained their food, and smiled. "You get toast, eggs and bacon. I get," Jason smiled even wider.
Tim stared at Jason, then groaned. "Oh no, please tell me he didn't leave you what I think he left." Jason picked up his plate, and screamed at the top of his lungs, "WAFFLES WITH A FUCK LOAD OF SYRUP!"
Tim, grabbing his food lightning fast, ran out of the kitchen as Jason started to sing his waffle song. Pulling his phone out, he called Dick.
"Dick? Hey, um, next time you leave us breakfast, do not, and I repeat, DO NOT leave Jason waffles. Thanks."
Damn this sucks ass
