Neanderthals

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Dick - 22
Jason - 19
Tim - 16
Damian - 10
Bruce - How ever old y'all want
Alfred - same goes
(This is based off a post I saw on Insta)
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It was a quiet day im Wayne Manor. Everyone was minding there own business; they all shot up when they heard an 'ow,' and looked to see Dick falling down several stairs.

He stood up, not looking hurt, and yelled, "I'm ok!" This caused Tim, who was walking towards the stairs, to laugh so hard that he triped, and broke a post.

This causes Jason to laugh so hard that he falls off his stool, which triggers Damian to laugh so hard that he hits the table and knocks off a glass.

Bruce, watching his sons being idiots, spits all over himself. Alfred, watching from the corner, shook his head, and muttered under his breath.

"I'm surrounded by Neanderthals."

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