Idiots

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Dick - 22
Jason - 19
Tim - 16
Damian - 10
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Jason's POV

I watched Tim being stupid as usual. He was busy stuffing his mouth with muffins, and currently he had 2 shoved in his mouth. Dick walked past, staring at Tim with disgust. "Tim! Get those muffins out of your mouth!" Tim shook his head, and I snorted.

Damian walked past, looking at Tim. "Drake, you're a coward. Do 6." I laughed as Tim shrugged and stuffed 4 more in his mouth. I heard him gag, sending me into a hysterical laughter. Damian started laughing as well, and fell onto the floor when he coughed them all up.

Dick was busy watching us being idiots, shaking his heads. "Absoulte, total, mother fucking, idiots," he sighed. Tim was currently coughing, holding his jaw. "That hurt a lot."

"No, really?" Damian exclaimed sarcastically. I just wheezed. "Tim, come here," Dick called. "Let's get you some ice."

Me and demon brat didn't do anything to help. We were too busy wheezing and uploading the video footage we secretly captured onto YouTube

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