Ranodm Batboy thingys

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It was about 4 in the morning; Tim sat in the kitchen, tapping away at his laptop while occasionally taking a sip of his coffee. He didn't notice Jason walk in, looking at him with concern.

"Uh, Tim?" Tim screeched, spilling his coffee on himself, causing him to screech louder. After settling down, he shot a glare at Jason, who was trying his hardest not to laugh. "I'm going to get a new pair of pant," Tim mumbled, ignoring Jason's laughing.
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Dick forcefully kicked Damian's door open (literally), a wide grin smothered on his face. "Hey baby bro! Just wondering if you wanna get some icecream." Damian slowly turned his body to look at Dick. "I'm busy," he snapped in his usual attitude. Dick shot his hands up, "Ok ok! Maybe later!" He walked out, closing the door behind him.

"Ok, he's gone." Damian looked at his bed; Jon crept out from underneath. "Oh my lord I can breathe!" Damian rolled his eyes as Jon rolled on the floor gasping for air. "For fuck sake-"
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"No, seriously!?" Jason jumped up in his chair, his AirPods in his ears. He stayed quiet for a little bit, still on his chair, then suddenly pumped his fist, screaming. "Awesome! Hell yah!" He wheezed, sitting down. His brothers all stared at him. "What? My ex's baby was an abortion" Dick stared in horror at him, Tim continued typing, and Damian. Well, Damian slowly reached for a frying pan that was on the counter.

"Damian no."
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"Hey Kori? Where's Mar'i?" Dick greeted with silence. "Kori?" He stood up, looking around. He checked the bedrooms; nothing. He checked the bathrooms; nothing. By now, he was starting to panic. "Hello?!"

He then heard a small giggle come from the kitchen. He slowly turned towards it, and started walking. "Kori? Mar'i?" He turned on the light.

"Suprise!" Kori and Mar'i threw up their hands, smiling widely. "Happy Birthday!" Dick smiled, embracing his family in a tight hug. "Thanks you guys! You're the best!"

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