Muggle things

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Textpost format. Im lazy.
Draco: Harry, you're the JD to my Bee-ons
Harry: I'm the what?
D: The JD to me Bee-ons
H: Spell "Bee-one"
D: B-E-Y-O-N-C-É
H: you're pronouncing it wrong.
D: whatever, you're the JD
H: IT'S NOT JD!

D: Harry, the bread oven is broken.
H: I'll tell you how to work it when you call it by it's real name.
D: fine. The *look of disgust* toaster is broken.
H: without the attitude.
D: THE TOASTER IS BROKEN
H: we don't raise our voices in this household.
D: *sigh* the toaster is broken.
H: okay. Plug it in.

H: and so then there's Bob Ross. He's dead but we pretend he isn't because-
D: I just asked who runs the muggle world.
H: shush I'm explaining. I haven't even started talking about Britney yet.

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