#2 EriCo [NSFW SO BE WARNED]

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[in this one dudes, I was Cronus so, YEAH.]

Cronus [CRONUS] joined chat. ~~ 1 ~~

caligulasAquarium [CA] joined chat. ~~ 2 ~~

CA: hello there cro

CRONUS: oh hey hot stuff *wvavwe*

CA: yeah uh huh hot stuff sure

CA: nice to see you as alwways

CRONUS: nowv chief

CRONUS: you're hot

CRONUS: and anywvavwes it's good to sea ya too

CA: *groans* not the puns

CA: im not ready for the onslaught of bad humor

CRONUS: wvhale i thought you glubbin used them yourself, babe

CA: ha hell no

CA: maybe wwhen i wwas a wwriggler a little wwith fef

CA: but not noww those are lame

CA: an dont call me babe

CRONUS: eh? *raised eyebrowv* wvhale alright then..

CRONUS: babe. *chuckled*

CA: i dont knoww wwhy i put up wwith you honestly

CA: youre intolerable

CRONUS: because i am a fuckin hot mess

CRONUS: don't deny a fact babe

CA: you think youre hot shit but youre not all that

CRONUS: pft yer insultin yourself, chief

CRONUS: big talkin

CA: maybe youd be a bit more attractivve if you wwerent so full a yourself

CA: an wwere different

CRONUS: for someone so small *pats his head, ignored wvhat he said completely*

CA: *he swwats at cronus's hand*

CA: youre not that much taller than me an im 3 swweeps younger

CA: so suck my bulge

CRONUS: eh? heh, i can go there babe

CA: please dont take that as literally as i think you wwill

CA: damn it

CRONUS: no problem at all

CA: nope nope

CA: you wwant puns ill givve you puns

CA: abandon ship

CA: im out

CA: nope

CRONUS: wvait

CRONUS: eri

CRONUS: man

CA: wwhat

CRONUS: jus' glubbin givwe me a chance wvill ya?

CA: i already agreed to your ridiculous date

CA: wwhat more could you possibly ask for

CRONUS: eh i dunno a date doesn't sound

CRONUS: enough

CRONUS: for me

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