#6 fuckin asshole.

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Buff!Naked!terminallyCapricious [TC] joined chat. ~~ 1 ~~

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CA: holy shit

TC: HeY ErIdAn

TC: So i aTe mY ClOtHeS!

CA: ...i wwas gonna insult you but fuck that off the list

TC: :o)

TC: WeLl tHaNkS BrO!

CA: i'm sooo fuckin triggered right noww gam.

TC: WoAh aRe yOu kArKaT'S AnCeStOr aLl oF A SuDdEn?

CA: my eyes are goin places i can't-- no, but i am just sayin

TC: WeLl dO YoU HaVe sOmE MoThEr fUcKiNg cLoThEs i cOuLd bOrRoW?

CA: nope. *he does but eh, nah naked gamzee sounds better to him* my clothes wwouldn't fit you

TC: Oh yEaH

TC: FoRgOt hEh yOu'rE MoThErFuCkInG TiNy!

CA: also.. wwhy the hell did you eat your clothes?

CA: an excuse you

TC: I WaS HuNgRy

CA: i am fivve feet tall of shut the fuck up.

TC: Im lIkE 6'3

CA: ohh stop rubbin it on my face. *he crossed his arms* anywways, you could havve eaten somethin else.

TC: No tHeY LoOkEd tOo tAsTy tO PaSs uP!

CA: jegus, you find your clothes tasty? howw about mine? *tilts head*

TC: UhH *ScAnS ClOtHiNg* No sLiMe sOoO NoPe

CA: eww that toxic shit.. seriously, you need to stop eatin it.

TC: UhH I DoNt kNoW ItS ToO TaStY

TC: AnD AdDiCtIvE

CA: i believve there are other more delicious thins in the wworld.

TC: NoT ThAt i kNoW Of!

CA: wwell, ya need to find it

TC: Oh uHh i'lL TrY!

CA: right back at ya. but uh, wwhat noww exactly? convversation wwent from flirtin to toxicity that you called food.

TC: WhAt?wElL I DoNt tHiNk yOuR cLoThEs lOoK TaStY So i gUeSs tHaTs hOw iT LeAd tHeRe?

CA: *he looks at his clothes* oh yeah right, my clothes.

TC: SoO *FlIcKs hEaD* YoU FeLl fOr iT! *AbScOnDs hOnKiNg*

Buff!Naked!terminallyCapricious [TC] disconnected.

CA: fuckin asshole.

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