crispy!carcinoGeneticist [CG] joined chat. ~~ 1 ~~
Drunk!caligulasAquarium [CA] joined chat. ~~ 2 ~~
CG: *laying on a couch*
CA: wwha.. *stumbling mess* wwha ur don.. doin here?
CG: NOT MUCH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
CG: AND WHY DO YOU SOUND LIKE MORE OF AN ASSHOLE THAT USUAL?
CA: dunno.. *shrugs* an uhh.. th-this is my hievv..hivve.. i think.. is it..? *looks around all wwobbly*
CG: ...ARE YOU DRUNK?
CA: *hiccups* naaaah.. heheh...
CG: PROVE IT. WALK IN A STRAIGHT LINE OVER HERE.
CA: fin..e! *it wwas all a slurr, he tried his best to wwalk straight but wwas all wwobbly*
CG: PATHETIC.
CG: MAYBE I SHOULD MAKE A LOT OF LOUD NOISE, I BET THAT WOULD FEEL AMAZING, WOULDN'T IT?
CA: wwatch ur mouth ye fuck.. *hiccups* an naaah, you screamin my name sounds betta.. better.
CG: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT, ERIDAN.
CG: *GETS UP*
CG: LAY DOWN WHILE YOU STILL HAVE AT LEAST SOME CONTROL OVER YOUR LEGS.
CA: heheh.. nuuup! *he flails* i ain't drink- drunk..
CG: YEAH, AND I'M NOT PISSED OFF. IF YOU CONTINUE ON YOUR CURRENT PATH, WE CAN CHANGE THAT.
CG: EITHER LAY DOWN NOW, OR WAIT UNTIL YOUR FUCKING LEGS GIVE OUT THEMSELVES.
CA: oh kaar~ *he leans closer wwhich led to him falling on the couch face first* agh..
CG: *FACEPALM*
CA: *he shuffled to his back, hiccuping* ..nyeeh..
CG: WELL, AT LEAST YOUR LAYING DOWN NOW.
CG: *THROWS A BLANKET OVER HIM* STAY HERE. I'M GOING TO GET YOU SOME WATER.
CA: *he flailed his arms up* i wwanna.. fuck.. kar.. *hiccups*
CG: *WALKS TO THE KITCHEN AND RETURNS WITH A GLASS OF WATER*
CG: SIT UP.
CA: *he groans as he forces himself up, mumbling gibberish after*
CG: *THROWS THE GLASS OF WATER IN HIS FACE* PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER.
CA: wwoah- wwhat the fuck kar..! *he hiccups* ain't co.. cool.
CG: WELL, WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH A DRUNKEN FUCK ON THE COUCH?
CA: *he smirks a bit* ya knoww exactly~ *slumps back onto the couch*
CG: *SIGHS*
CG: DO YOU NEED ANYTHING ELSE?
CA: you. *he slaps himself on the forehead sloppily*
CG: YOU CAN'T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT, ERIDAN. MAYBE IF YOU SOBER THE FUCK UP YOU'LL HAVE A SHOT.
CA: pfffff. nupe. *he snickers drunkenly*
CG: *TAKES OFF PANTS*
CA: *he opens an eye to look at him* wwoah?
CG: I WILL GET ANOTHER GLASS OF WATER IF YOU DON'T STOP BEING A DUMBASS.
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