#7 kar stahp i am not drink- drunk

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crispy!carcinoGeneticist [CG] joined chat. ~~ 1 ~~

Drunk!caligulasAquarium [CA] joined chat. ~~ 2 ~~

CG: *laying on a couch*

CA: wwha.. *stumbling mess* wwha ur don.. doin here?

CG: NOT MUCH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

CG: AND WHY DO YOU SOUND LIKE MORE OF AN ASSHOLE THAT USUAL?

CA: dunno.. *shrugs* an uhh.. th-this is my hievv..hivve.. i think.. is it..? *looks around all wwobbly*

CG: ...ARE YOU DRUNK?

CA: *hiccups* naaaah.. heheh...

CG: PROVE IT. WALK IN A STRAIGHT LINE OVER HERE.

CA: fin..e! *it wwas all a slurr, he tried his best to wwalk straight but wwas all wwobbly*

CG: PATHETIC.

CG: MAYBE I SHOULD MAKE A LOT OF LOUD NOISE, I BET THAT WOULD FEEL AMAZING, WOULDN'T IT?

CA: wwatch ur mouth ye fuck.. *hiccups* an naaah, you screamin my name sounds betta.. better.

CG: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT, ERIDAN.

CG: *GETS UP*

CG: LAY DOWN WHILE YOU STILL HAVE AT LEAST SOME CONTROL OVER YOUR LEGS.

CA: heheh.. nuuup! *he flails* i ain't drink- drunk..

CG: YEAH, AND I'M NOT PISSED OFF. IF YOU CONTINUE ON YOUR CURRENT PATH, WE CAN CHANGE THAT.

CG: EITHER LAY DOWN NOW, OR WAIT UNTIL YOUR FUCKING LEGS GIVE OUT THEMSELVES.

CA: oh kaar~ *he leans closer wwhich led to him falling on the couch face first* agh..

CG: *FACEPALM*

CA: *he shuffled to his back, hiccuping* ..nyeeh..

CG: WELL, AT LEAST YOUR LAYING DOWN NOW.

CG: *THROWS A BLANKET OVER HIM* STAY HERE. I'M GOING TO GET YOU SOME WATER.

CA: *he flailed his arms up* i wwanna.. fuck.. kar.. *hiccups*

CG: *WALKS TO THE KITCHEN AND RETURNS WITH A GLASS OF WATER*

CG: SIT UP.

CA: *he groans as he forces himself up, mumbling gibberish after*

CG: *THROWS THE GLASS OF WATER IN HIS FACE* PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER.

CA: wwoah- wwhat the fuck kar..! *he hiccups* ain't co.. cool.

CG: WELL, WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH A DRUNKEN FUCK ON THE COUCH?

CA: *he smirks a bit* ya knoww exactly~ *slumps back onto the couch*

CG: *SIGHS*

CG: DO YOU NEED ANYTHING ELSE?

CA: you. *he slaps himself on the forehead sloppily*

CG: YOU CAN'T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT, ERIDAN. MAYBE IF YOU SOBER THE FUCK UP YOU'LL HAVE A SHOT.

CA: pfffff. nupe. *he snickers drunkenly*

CG: *TAKES OFF PANTS*

CA: *he opens an eye to look at him* wwoah?

CG: I WILL GET ANOTHER GLASS OF WATER IF YOU DON'T STOP BEING A DUMBASS.

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