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TG: woah
TG: okay i did not expect this to turn out like this
EB: ✗ huh?
EB: ✗ how DID you expect it to turn out, then?
TG: you having less kitty features
EB: ✗ well.. maybe you should learn to expect the unexpected.
EB: ✗ then you'll stop being so surprised and it'll work out for everyone.
TG: for the sake of the beauty of irony ill accept the humor of expecting the unexpecting
TG: plus
TG: it wasnt like i was complaining about it bro
EB: ✗ yeah, it'd probably tickle at least something excited in you? weren't you a weeaboo once? i don't know!
TG: okay
TG: excuse me but since when am i a weeabo
EB: ✗ all i do know is that i really, really feel like biting your hand or something. or bring you a gift.
EB: ✗ a gift of appreciation-
EB: ✗ i don't know
EB: ✗ since always?
TG: fair enough
TG: but ill have to question though
TG: why do you want to bite me?
EB: ✗ i'm not sure! probably for some more attention or something.
EB: ✗ nothing YOU'D understand.
TG: dude you have my full-blown attention right now
TG: im all yours
TG: come at me
EB: ✗ every single ounce of it?
EB: ✗ are you SURE?
TG: have i ever been wrong?
TG: dont answer that
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