How to Annoy Phantom of the Opera Characters

Buquet Kicks the Bucket

This has been saved with the idea of doing Buquet!! Let's see where this goes...

1.) Tell him that he needs to learn to keep his hands at the level of his eyes

2.) He won't listen, so perfect to put a noose around his neck

3.) Once again, he won't listen, so he'll die

4.) OBVIOUSLY we can still talk to him because we're all a little dead inside, so we make fun of him and tell him he had no point in life

5.) He'll say we did nothing to help him, but then we'll REMIND HIM ON HOW HE IGNORED THE KEEP YOUR HAND AT THE LEVEL OF HIS EYES thing.

6.) He'll hate us and try to avoid us, but we will follow him around with a noose around our neck like a necklace to remind him of how he died

7.) Then, we'll put our hand level with our eyes

8.) He'll hate us even more, so we'll be nice for once and try to throw it at him, but he's a ghost so it wouldn't work.

9.) Tell him none of the chorus girls wanted him anyway. Call him ugly because you can't lie

10.) Lastly, eat some pie in front of him because he can't eat it anymore since he's dead.