How to Annoy Phantom of the Opera Characters

Drowning in Sorrows

Let's continue this book with little Gustave DeChangy!

1.) First, break the news that his alcoholic dad, isn't his actual dad, and he's actually a murderer who has a deformed face.

2.) He'll scream and run away, so this is when you have to grab him and teach him acceptance.

3.) He will refuse to let you teach him, so he'll start screaming. With this being said, you'll have to put him in a bathtub and watch him suffer.

4.) Now his pants are wet

5.) You want to make it up to him, so you make him a dinner of his favorite foods.

6.) But then tell him he has to eat his vegetables first.

7.) After dinner, tell him there's no such thing as the beauty underneath

8.) Burn everything he can play music with

9.) Meh we're done with him, throw him in the ocean

10.) EAT HIS CAKE