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Sonic T Hedgehog
Silver The Hedgehog
Amy Rose
Knuckles The Echidna
Shadow The Hedgehog
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Amy: Aww, no girls? Come on!
Sonic: What's wrong with us?
Amy: Nothing! It's just... I wish I can talk to them since I'm not doing anything today.
Silver: You are doing something.
Amy:?
Silver: You're texting us!
Amy: Silver... That is not what I meant.
Shadow: Stop playing dumb Silver.
Sonic: Silver, dumb? Nah, give that title to Knucklehead.
Knuckles: Heyy!! Am her too y' know!
Silver: What the 😂! Dude, you ever used a phone before?
Sonic: See?
Shadow: I still have to disagree. Silver is on top.
Sonic: Knuckles.
Shadow: Silver.
Sonic: Knuckles!!
Shadow: Silver!
Knuckles: Ugh...
Silver: I feel so offended.
Sonic: Amy! Who do you think is more dumb, Knuckles, or Silver?
Amy: How was I dragged into this???
Shadow: Just answer it, Rose.
Amy: Uhhhh... I dunno. I mean, they're both dumb in their own rights.
Knuckles/Silver: Hey!
Amy: Er... I've gotta choose...
**Big The Cat has joined**
Big: Hello, has anyone seen Froggy?
Silver: Uhhhhh.....
Sonic: °_°?
Knuckles: ... No?
Big: Oh, okay then.
**Big the Cat has left**
Shadow: How did he even....?
Amy: I choose Big. Sorry guys.
Sonic: Come on!!!
Shadow: Well that was oddly timed.
Knuckles: ur teklin me.
Silver: -_- *facepalm*
YOU ARE READING
~If Sonic had Facebook~
AléatoireTons of stuff happens, mostly random things anyways. So it's simply a joke book, just to be clear. Inspired by @lushiboom. (If Sonic has chat rooms) This is just a book where I can just let loose and let my funny side take over.
