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UnicornShipper
Sonic T Hedgehog
Rouge The Bat
Danielle
Galaxia
Shadow The Hedgehog
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Sonic: 'UnicornShipper'? And I thought Silver was weird.
Baha: Hey, that's why we're both considered as siblings.
Amy: I think it fits you! It's weird but fitting.
Shadow: I think it's pathetic.
Baha: What's pathetic is your sense of humor.
Dani: Ooohhhhh!!!! Burn!!!!
Galaxia: Dang!!!!!
Shadow: 😑
Amy: You've gotta admit, it is true.
Sonic: He's not wrong there.
Rouge: 😂
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Fiona Fox has joined
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Baha: What in Mobius is Miss little brat doing here?!
Fiona: Uh, Duh! To make this chat more interesting!
Dani: The reason this chat is interesting is that we're giving you the sickest of burns!
Rouge: Oooooohhhh!!!!!!!
Amy: Ooohhhhhh!
Galaxia: Roasted!
Sonic: Man, ain't this interesting eh Shads?
Shadow: It's only interesting that Baha isn't doing it to me.
Sonic: That's fair.
Fiona: Hey Sonic, just the hedgehog I'm looking for! I'm gonna go shopping, wanna come with?
Sonic: Sorry Fiona, I'm already tired from going shopping with Ames and Rouge along with Shads.
Fiona: What?!
Amy: He's saying no. 😏
Fiona: Why would he go with you, stalker?!
Baha: Fiona you must be mistaken, I think you meant yourself.
Rouge: Haha haha!!!!
Galaxia: That's what happens when you mess with sassy girls!!
Fiona: That's it! I'm outta here!
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Fiona Fox has logged off
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Sonic: Finally she's gone. Hey Ames, wanna go for some ice cream?
Amy: Sure!
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Sonic T Hedgehog and Amy Rose has logged off
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Baha: Love hogs.
Dani: Yeah, like you're not the same.
Baha: Shut your mouth!!!
Galaxia: We're texting, not talking.
Rouge: She's right there hun.
Shadow: And Dani's right that you are the same as Faker and Rose.
Dani: Baha X Flame!!!!!!
Baha: This backfired miserably! ⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄
YOU ARE READING
~If Sonic had Facebook~
RandomTons of stuff happens, mostly random things anyways. So it's simply a joke book, just to be clear. Inspired by @lushiboom. (If Sonic has chat rooms) This is just a book where I can just let loose and let my funny side take over.
