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Sonic T Hedgehog
Rouge The Bat
Dr Robotnik
Shadow The Hedgehog
Maddox
Amy Rose
***Sonic: What in Mobius, what are you doing here Egghead???
Eggman: To see what this 'facebook' is.
Shadow: Well this isn't the place for you Doc, get lost.Eggman: You're only saying that because you resent me!
Rouge: Scram you rotten egg, no mad doctors allowed on FB.
Amy: Yeah!
Maddox: What the pink hedgehog said.
Eggman: You dare to challenge me you rats? I am the most brilliant doctor who had ever lived, I made the most destructive robots no mobian or human could ever believe, I-
Sonic: Hey Baldy McNosehair!
Eggman: Hey!! I warned you to NEVER call me that inferior name!!!!
Sonic: Hey guys, wanna play change Eggface's username?
Shadow: Heck yeah!
Rouge: Count me in Big Blue!
Amy: Hahaha!!!! I wanna join in!
Maddox: This is gonna be good!!
**Sonic T Hedgehog changed Dr Robotnik's username to Dr Ro'butt'nik**
Rouge: Pff, AHAHAHAHA!!!
Shadow: That is hilarious!
Maddox: That's just fantastic!!
Amy: 😂😂😂
Sonic: Thank you, thank you. I'm glad you all loved it!!
Eggman: When I get my hands on you I'm gonna disassemble your molecules!!
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Notice the Gravity Falls reference???
YOU ARE READING
~If Sonic had Facebook~
RandomTons of stuff happens, mostly random things anyways. So it's simply a joke book, just to be clear. Inspired by @lushiboom. (If Sonic has chat rooms) This is just a book where I can just let loose and let my funny side take over.