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Shadow The Hedgehog
Sonic T Hedgehog
Rouge The Bat
Syrene The Dragon
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Syrene: Shadow!!!!!!
Shadow: Uh, what?
Syrene: Is it true?!?!?!
Amy: Okay, I am confused as to why Syrene brought me here to this chat which is obviously a family-related issue.
Sonic: True.
Rouge: What's wrong Sy?
Syrene: Cause Ultimate Moron here didn't say he's dating you!!!!
Rouge: 😨... What...?
Shadow: Syrene... I know you're mad, but we don't have to be violent.
Syrene: Oh I swear to Chaos I am gonna hunt you down with a scythe and I'm gonna make sure it's painful!!
Sonic: Dear Gaia, no details, please!
Syrene: Why didn't you tell me you were dating someone, especially Rouge?!
Shadow: What? Do I butt in your personal love life?
Syrene: Well...Yes! I think...
Sonic: You 'think'?
Amy: Syrene, you gotta understand that Shadow keeps to himself. We all have our own personal lives and sometimes we keep them to ourselves.
Rouge: I still don't understand, who told you that me and Shadow were dating?
Syrene: Oh, I just stalked him and that's how I found out.
Shadow: You...what?
Syrene: What? Don't pretend you don't follow me around so you can look after me.
Amy: Wow. Why are me and Sonic even here?
Sonic: Great question Ames.
Syrene: Cause! Actually, I don't know... But still! Shadow didn't tell me he and Rouge were dating!!
Rouge: We aren't! Yet!
Syrene: I am so not forgiving Shadow for this.
Shadow: Isn't that what you always say after a fight then we hug it out?
Syrene: Stfu, no it's not!!
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Syrene The Dragon and Shadow The Hedgehog logged off
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Sonic: Huh. That went well.
Rouge: 😒
Amy: Well, Knuckles sent me a vid of Syrene chasing Shadow with her scythe while he is hovering his way out of there.
Sonic: Hey, got one too.
Rouge: Ugh, family.
YOU ARE READING
~If Sonic had Facebook~
DiversosTons of stuff happens, mostly random things anyways. So it's simply a joke book, just to be clear. Inspired by @lushiboom. (If Sonic has chat rooms) This is just a book where I can just let loose and let my funny side take over.
