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Amy Rose
Shadow The Hedgehog
Aqua Da Skelekat
Sonic T Hedgehog
Rouge The Bat
Tina Tigress
UnicornShipper
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Sonic: Baha, for the last time, change your username!!
Baha: Your one to talk! Your first username was FastestThingAlive!!
Aqua: Wow, you guys are in some hot water.
Amy: What does that phrase supposed to imply?
Aqua: Guess.
Tina:
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Rouge: Oooohh! Who's this gorgeous lady?
Tina: A new bestie!
Shadow: Am I seriously wasting my time just to see a new friend?
Baha: Well you only have one friend, so there.
Aqua: Finally someone with sass. 😏
Baha: Yas sistah.
Rouge: Actually, he has a two friends. And one of them is his best friend.
Baha: Well I don't consider Omega to be a living person so.....
Rouge: *Le Gasp* 😱
Shadow: You've crossed the line for that...
Baha: The truth hurts doesn't it? (~_^)
Amy: Oh great, they're having their tantrums again.
Aqua: Sounds fun to me.
Sonic: You call this fun? No. It's entertaining!
Amy: Grr... Anyway Tina, what's your friend's name?
Tina: Well, her name is Hannah!
Rouge: Hannah? Can I meet her?
Tina: Well as long as you don't obliterate Baha for calling Omega a non living person.
Baha: Correction!! I considered him, not called him. Big difference!
Shadow: The only difference around here is you being a nuisance.
Aqua: Ooohhh burn!!!
Sonic: R-O-A-S-T-E-D!!!
Baha: You have gotta be kidding!!!
Aqua: The only person kidding around here is the Pun Queen baby! 😎
Tina: And who's the King? 😏
Aqua: Okay this backfired. ⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄
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Wait, it's done? Oh dude, I didn't even notice! 😅
Baha: Hey, this chapter's done!!
Shut it UnicornShipper.
Sonic: Sweet Chaos, enough with that stupid username!!!
YOU ARE READING
~If Sonic had Facebook~
RandomTons of stuff happens, mostly random things anyways. So it's simply a joke book, just to be clear. Inspired by @lushiboom. (If Sonic has chat rooms) This is just a book where I can just let loose and let my funny side take over.
