The Burn Book

The VMAs

I'd like to know why it's acceptahble of girls in Hollywood to have your ass cheeks, your boobs, and your vagina basically hanging out of your little skimpy outfit.

WHY DOES EVERY SINGLE FUCKING GIRL HAVE ON DRESSES SO FUCKING SHORT I CAN SEE YOUR CERVIX TAKING UP THE WHOLE SCREEN! ARIANA WHAT HAPPENED? HER OUTFIT COULD HAVE BEEN CUTE IF SHE PUT A BLACK SKRIT ON AND DITCHED THE FREAKING HOOKER BOOTS! AND WHAT ABOUT NICKI MANAJ'S DANCING, WAS THAT DANCING?!?! SHE LOOKED LIKE A STRIPPER WHOS RENT WAS DUE THE NEXT DAY! REALLY THATS NOT ENTERTAINMENT THATS FUCKING POLE DANCING- OH SPEAKING OF POLES- BEYONCE WAS LITERALY ON A FUCKING POLE! I BET SOME STRIPPERS THAT WERE WATCHING THAT WERE WOUNDERING WHY THEY GET PAID LESS FOR THE SAME THING!!!! SERIOUSLY THESE GIRLS SHOULD BE ROLL MODELS FOR THE YOUTH, AND SO FAR IT LOOKS LIKE OUR FUTURE IS PEOPLE HAVEING SEX ON STAGE!!!! SO HERE I AM WATCHING THIS.... STRIP SHOW WITH MY PARENTS! THE ONLY GOOD ACTS I SAW WERE MAROON 5 AND 5 SECONDS OF SUMMER AND THEY DIDNT GET TO SING FOR HALF THE TIME BEYONCE DID! THE WHOLE HOLLYWOOD SOCIETY IS LIVING IN THERE OWN WORLD WITHOUT MANORS AND CLASS! I THINK I LIKE MILEY BETTER THAN BEYONCE AND NICKI, JUST BECUASE I THINK SHE CAN ACTUALY SING! AND IF YOU DONT LIKE ANYTHING IM SAYING RIGHT NOW THEN STOP FUCKING READING THIS BECAUSE I AM SERIOUSLY NOT DEALING WITH ANYONE TELLING ME DIFFRENT WHEN YOU KNOW THAT PREFORMANCE LAST NIGHT WAS ABSOLUTELY SHIT. BEYONCE IS MARRIED TO JAY-Z AND IF YOUR NOT TO FAMILIAR HE IS THE REASON SHE IS SO FAMOUS.

DID YOU KNOW THAT THE MOST WEALTHY COUPLE IS JAY-Z AND BEYONCE? THE SECOND MOST WEALTHY IS TOM BRADY, ONE OF THE BEST QUARTERBACKS AND IS GOING TO BE IN THE HALL OF FAME, AND HIS MODEL WIFE. YES SHES A FUCKING MODEL AND HES A NFL FOOTBALL PLAYER! THEY BOTH WORK HARD AND MAKE LESS MONEY THAN A STRIPPER AND A FUCKING RAPPER! HOW MUCH SENSE DOES THAT MAKE TO YOU???

During the preformance of bang bang, Nicki manaj had me scared with her outfit, I LITERALY THOUGHT SHE WAS GONNA FLASH THE CROWD OR SOME SHIT CAUSE SHE WAS BASICLY HOLDING HER DRESS TOGETHER! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!? I CAN BARELY WEAR A DRESS TO SCHOOL WITHOUT FEELING NAKED! AND AT OUR SCHOOL YOU CANT EVEN SHOW YOUR SHOULDERS!

lots of the girls at the vmas would be in the principal's office and suspended.

I think the only girls I saw with long dresses where demi lovato and Jenifer Lopez. And even though they were long, THEY STILL SHOWED TOO MUCH!!!

I MEAN I DONT WANNA SEE YOUR BOOBS BITCH.

OR YOUR STOMACH

OR YOUR CERVIX

OR YOUR BABY IN THERE

AFTER WATCHING IT I FEEL LIKE I WENT THROUGH THE WORM HOLE WITH MORGAN FREEMAN!

SPEAKING OF MOGAN FREEMAN, I THINK HIM READING A MCDONALDS MENU WOULD BE MORE ENERTAINING!

THE ONLY GOOD THING WAS 5SOS,MAROON 5, AND DYLAN OBRIEN. YES I KNOW DYLAN DOESNT SING BUT HE WAS JUST HOT OKAY AND THAT WAS WORTH IT. AND THAT MOVIE MAZE RUNNER IS BASED OFF A BOOK MY FRIEND READ SO I HAVE TO WATCH IT, AND DYLAN IS THE LEAD SO IM HAPPY ABOUT THAT!

OH AND WHY THE FUCK WAS BEYONCE AND THE BACK GROUND DANCERS SPREADING THIER LEGS SO FUCKING MUCH!? I FELT LIKE I WAS AT THE CRAB SHACK! I MEAN SERIOUSLY SHUT THAT FUCKING THING, EVEN THE LITTLE MERMAID IS SEA SICK!!!!

TUNA IS NASTY!

IM SO FUCKING DISSAPPOINTED WITH EVERYTHING I COULD JUST KICK MY CHAIR OVER AND THROW MY TV OUT THE WINDOW AND WATCH THE BIRDS SHIT ON IT! THEN I WANT THAT SCENE FROM OFFICE SPACE WHEN THEY BEAT THE PRINTER, BUT INSTEAD THATS ME AND THE TV!

SO FUCKING DONE JUST HATE SOCIETY......

-Loki