[welcome back to the story gamers. someone finally asked me to continue this so i felt obligated to do so. anyway let's get this coochie]
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ralof was SHOCKED. could that dragon really be..........
ALDUIN???!!
"uhm yeah ofc it was him lol. he literally announced his name when he landed on the tower and also i know it was him bc ive played the main questline like a gazillion times lol" skyla said epically and she flipped her beautiful blonde hair as her gorgeous magenta eyes shone in the sunlight. suddenly ralof felt a lot better.
"hm well my sister gerdur lives in riverwood. she can probably help us out." ralof said shyly bc he was in love with skyla
"hehe okie :D" skyla said even more epically and cutely than before and she started down the path to riverwood. she was faster than ralof bc the player character moves faster than all npcs and its REALLY fuckin annoying when you're supposed to be following someone (delphine. looking at you bitch.)
"aahhh noo wait up" ralof screamed bc he didnt want to lose sight of skyla bc shes so beautiful
"hehe sorry i forgot how epic i am and um look up there" skyla said cutely. she pointed to bleak falls barrow. "thats bleak falls barrow" she said smartly.
"yeah i know" said ralof bc he knows that its bleak falls barrow
"well.... did u know... theres a word wall in there? ;)" skyla said awesomely
ralof gasped. he did not know what that was though because he is not smart like skyla. "what is a word wall?" he said like a dumb idiot
skyla smiled her cute smile and said "well the dragonborn reads them and absorbs the knowledge like....... woooosh...... its totes cray-cray" she said and giggled and then also added "oh btw im dragonborn" she added and then winked.
ralof was not surprised in the slightest. skyla has shown herself to be epic and awesome and beautiful so he would be more surprised if she WASNT dragonborn at this point.
ralof said "skyla you are so amazing and beautiful. you are also dragonborn so surely you are destined for greatness" he said encouragingly. skyla blushed and giggled.
"anyway lets go to riverwood hehe :3" she said and they continued down the path to riverwood
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ralof and skyla arrived in riverwood finally. suddenly the old lady screamed
"A DRAGON! I SAW A DRAGON!"
"looks like no one here knows what happened" ralof said as if someone wasnt literally screaming about a dragon. "cmon. gerdur is probably over by her lumber mill."
"hehe i know!" skyla said. of course she knew. she knows everything. she is a god
anyway they walked over to where gerdur was
"gerdur" ralof said
"ralof" gerdur said back "mara's mercy it's good to see you. but is it safe for you to be here? we heard that ulfric had been captured-"
"yeah he was but i helped him and ralof escape!" skyla added. gerdur was like omg shes so kawaii
"ralof is this your gf? lol" gerdur said to ralof. ralof blushed a lot and said "oh n-no!!! we are just friends lol" even though he really wanted skyla to be his gf because she is beautiful and smart and an epic gamer
"hmm anyway if theres dragons around you should tell the jarl in whiterun." gerdur said smartly because she is also smart but not as smart as skyla. "and also please take everything i own i dont deserve it as much as you" gerdur said and offered everything she had to skyla except the clothes on her back
"hehe ok! gee gerdur youre so nice :)" skyla said as she took everything. literally everything. her gold. her jewelry. her wedding ring. her food. gerdur is broke now.
"aaanyway im gonna go sell stuff bye guys!!" skyla said and she did a cute little wave and ran to the riverwood trader. ralof waved back sadly. gerdur waved back happily despite having all of her possessions and money taken from her in an instant.
ralof sighed sadly "gerdur im in love with her" he said sadly
gerdur patted his back "ik ralof. she is beautiful and smart how could you not? u should tell her how u feel."
"OMG NO!!" ralof yelled. what if skyla rejects him?!?!!?
"domt worry ralof. this is true love. i know it" gerdur said knowingly.
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"well one of us has to do something!!" camilla whined
"no camilla omg shut up ur so annoying wtf" lucan said back sassily, taking a wheel of cheese from a shelf and throwing it at her, knocking her over instantly. camilla shutted up.
and then skyla walked in
"ah a customer-" lucan was saying but then he was cut off bc he noticed how gorgeous and cute and beautiful skyla was. she winked her gorgeous teal eyes at him and giggled.
"ohh my god please take everything i own its all free just PLEASE have sex with me" lucan cried. skyla shook her head "omg these men all up in mah business >:/ im not that kind of girl!!" she said and she pouted cutely. take notes madison
lucan started sobbing immediately bc skyla would never have sex with him. camilla got up off the ground and walked up to her and said "um our claw is stolen can u go get it" she whined again. skyla sighed "hmm i guess but im gonna be busy 2morrow :/ idk" she said. camilla also started sobbing.
"ugh so annoyin" skyla said. she also threw a wheel of cheese at camilla. camilla is dead now
skyla dropped off everything she didnt want, took all of lucan's gold, stole some apples, and then went to the inn
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"haha camilla will never love you. elf idiot. you are not a chad like me. you are just a lowly gamer." sven said and he played a lil song on his lute.
faendal sighed. "why must i live in a society" he said somberly. this is what gamer oppression looks like.
just then skyla stepped in. "did i hear something.......about our society?" she said bc she was also a gamer who lives in a society
sven and faendal GASPED
"OMG!!!! QT GAMER GIRL????" they both said in unison. skyla giggled kawaiily and walked over to them. "yeah im a gamer girl hehe!" she said and she did some peace signs like this is a fuckin anime or whatever
sven said "well lady i am a chad. you should have sex with me and not faendal" he said smugly
skyla pouted and said "no. i am a qt gamer girl. you should know that gamers like me and faendal are oppressed in our society" she said intelligently and then she kicked him in the balls
sven screamed in agony and fell to the ground
faendal was like :D and said "omg gamers rise up!!" and then him and skyla high-fived
sven continued screaming and then he died. the whole inn clapped
"thank you, thank you..." skyla said to the applauding crowd and she bowed.
"s-so skyla will you please have sex with me??" faendal asked politely like a gentleman gamer. skyla went hmmm and she said ok. the crowd cheered again upon seeing this epic gamer win.
WHAT HAPPENES NEXT?????????? TO BE CONTINUEDe..........................
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