the next day after skyla and faendal had sex tgey went to bleak falls barrow to go and get the golden claw
"hm ok so bleak falls barrow is up that mountain there" skyla said pointing to the mountain where bleak falls barrow was "and the claw is in there. but theres also a bunch of bandits and draugr guarding it" she said quirkily
"omg thats so scary!!!!' faendal cried like a stupid little baby
skyla frowned. "bro. i thought u were a gamer :/" she siad to him
"i am!!!" faendal replied "but i am simply not nearly as epic as u" he sobbed
skyla nodded "i am aware. but dont worry. i will teach u how to be an epic and quirky gamer like me lol!" she giggled. faendal cheered up and then they went up the mountain
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skyla glanced ahead with her beautiful burgundy eyes and then turned back to faendal. "u see that tower" she said to him
"ya i do" faendal said
"theres bandits in there O_O. are u ready to pwn some noobs" skyla said
"ya i am" faendal said
and then they rushed in and started killinh the bandits!!!
skyla had a sword and aa shield and ran in and killed them awesomely and blocked and dodged every hit like a true gamer!!!!!! she was so awesome and cute while doing it the bandits were SHOCKED
"OMG SHE IS SO CUTE AND EPIC AND KINDA QUIRKY DOE!!!" one of the bandits said "I DONT WANT TO KILL HER I WANT HER TO HAVE SEX WITH ME!!!"
"omg no teehee!" skyla said and she was about to stab him but then faendal shot him in the head and killed him
"NOBODY TALKS TO MY EPIC GAMER GF THAT WAY" faendal screamed and skyla blushed and giggled cutely and the rest of the bandits all died on the spot because of how cute they were 2gether :3
then faendal and skyla got to bleak falls barrow and killed all of the bandits outside and inside and thn went through the rest of the barrow UNTIL.....................................................
"is...is someone coming??? is that you harknir? bjorn? soling?! i know i ran ahead with the claw, but i need help!!" arvel the swift screamed
"no its me skyla lol!" skyla replied cutely and then she ran into the room with the spider and killed in instantly and then faendal showed up
"omg you killed it please cut me down" arvel said "i can help u guys find the tre-"
then skyla began cutting him down
"haha thanks so much lol i thought i was gonna die here" arvel said but as soon as she cut him down she KILLED HIM!!!!!!!
"OMG WTFREAK??!!!" faendal shrieked because he was so shocked that skyla killed him
then she picked up the golden claw and said "he had the claw and he was gonna run away with it lol" and she turned around to show faendal the golden claw
"oh" faendal said because he realized that skyla had killed arvel the swift because he was going to try and run away with the golden claw. "well we have the claw now so i guess we should head back"
"nuh uh. not yet." skyla said "theres a really epic word wall in here that i need to get in order to progress the main questline"
"ok" faendal said. what the fuck is a main questline
then the two of them kept goin through the barrow killing all the draugr n stuff until they finally got to the word wall.................
"omggg sweet" skyla said and then she ran up and absorbed the word"
"ok so now i guess we should lea-"
FAENDAL WAS INTERRUPED BC THE BIG BOSS DRAUGR HAD GOT UP AND STABED HIM!!!!
"NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" SKYLA YELLED AND THEN SHE KILLEDTHE DRAUGR EPIC STYLE!!!
"OMG FAENDAL" skyla said "U SAID U WERE A GAMER I THOGHT U COULD HANDLE THIS"
"i-i am..." faendal said weakly bc he was bleeding out "i have so many victory royales on fortnite-"
"FORTNITE??????" skyla said in disgust "FORTNITE IS CRINGE!!!!!!! U LIED TO ME!!!!!!" skyla screamed thru tears. she couldnt believe faendal would be a cringe normie. she may have been a fortnite gamer but that was back when fortnite wasn't cringe because skyla would simply never be cringe.
"but fortnite is actually a genuinely fun game in my opinion" faendal said "like yeah i get the community can be overbearing or whatever but the game itself is pretty harmless and there's actually quite a lot of skill involved-" faendal didnt get to finish what he was saying bc skyla STABBED HIM!!!!
"NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" faendal screamed and then he died
"fucking cringe normie. minecraft is so much more kek and based." skyla said amazingly and then she went back to riverwood to give lucan the claw
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"oh wow the claw. can we have sex now" lucan said
"no." skyla replied "im not ready for another relationship...faendal LIED TO ME about being a gamer and BROKE MY HEART!!!!" she wailed and tgen she ran out of the store crying bc she was so heartbroken
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"halt. city's closed with the dragons about. official business only" the whiterun guard said to skyla
skyla blinked her gorgeous alabaster eyes cutely and said "don't care didn't ask" and the otger guard LOL'D at her epic meme pwnage. the first whiterun guard started crykng like a stupud baby then said "omg ok you can go into the city omg" so he opened the gate.
skyla walked into whiterun cutely and gracefully and with a lot of swag. everuone was staring at her because of how hot and sexy she was but she ignored them and continued on her way to dragonsreach.
"do u get to the cloud district very often? oh what am i saying, of course u dont" skyla heard nazeem say. she whipped around and glared @ him w her piercing chartreuse eyes. "wtf did you just say to me?!?!" she growled.
what happenssn next??? idk i found this as a draft and couldnt be bothered continuing it. maybe i will tho
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Fiksi Penggemarim having a fucking mental breakdown
