GUESS WHAT IMMA DO ANOTHER ONE CUZ I CAN
Everyone’s hanging out in the TARDIS and Sherlock is explaining the Reichenbach fall. They end up having an argument over the vast amount of character deaths in their respective shows.
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Sam: So you faked your own death?
Sherlock: Yep.
Sam: And left the fandom to speculate about it for two years?
Sherlock: Uh-huh. And don’t get me started on the whole Moriarty thing.
Doctor: Oh, yeah, I know what happens with that. I didn’t feel like waiting so I went forward in time to watch season four.
John: So what happens?
Clara: *Bursts into tears* WHY MUST WE SPEAK OF THIS DOCTOR CAN’T WE REWRITE TIME THAT’S A THING RIGHT
Doctor: Sorry, I’m afraid I’m not in charge of that. There’s an even more powerful person than me out there.
Clara: And who’s that?
Doctor: He-who-must-not-be-named.
Dean: Voldemort?
Doctor: No, even worse. His name is... Moffat.
John: *Gasps* HOW DARE YOU SAY HIS NAME? DO YOU WANT US ALL TO BE KILLED?!
Sam: So is he like a demon or something
Cas: We can take care of that.
Doctor: No, he’s worse. He’s a... *shudders* BBC writer.
Sherlock: He literally holds all of our fates in his hands.
Dean: Ooh, that’s rough.
Doctor: Tell me about it. He doesn't just kill. He ruins your life. Poor Donna. She got the worst of it for sure....
Sam: Our writers are bad too! All of us have had our not so fair share of pain and death.
Cas: We’ll never forget the people who die within the first five minutes of an episode. *chokes up* *Lowers head in respect*
John: Oh really? At least three people are killed per episode, Sherlock fell, and Moriarty’s back. We’ve got it worse.
Doctor: Oh really? I’ve had it bad WAY before Moffat AND all of you. I have literally died eleven times. And don’t get me started on my companions.
Dean: OH REALLY? I died 102 times. IN ONE EPISODE.
Sherlock: ...
Doctor: ...
John: Well I guess in terms of beloved characters dying, you win.
Clara: *Cries again*
Sherlock and John: Oh no.
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