Superwholock- not quite what you expected.

The Sims

The sims four came out two weeks or so ago! Yay! So here is a superwholock thing about that! (Might be a bit pg-13 because the “woohoo” option is discussed (You can guess what that means))

Cas discovers The Sims. The result is disastrous.

 

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Cas in Baker Street on computer, everyone else walks in

Clara: That was the worst. Idea. Ever.

 Dean: I blame Sherlock.

 Sherlock: It wasn’t MY idea to go to a petting zoo!

 John: Yes, but you were the one who made the zookeeper punch you in the face.

 Sherlock: Oh come on, he OBVIOUSLY had seven chihuahuas! How could I NOT point that out?

Doctor: Why do you even hate chihuahuas so much?

 Sherlock: How do you not hate them?

 Cas: Hey.

 Sam: Where were you? You missed the petting zoo.

 Cas: I was playing the sims 4.

 Dean: Isn’t that that video game with the gibberish talking cartoon people?

 Cas: Yes it is. It is actually quite amusing.

 John: Is that my laptop?

 Cas: Yes.

 John: Why did you use my laptop to get it?

 Cas: Because Sam won’t let me touch his. I also used your credit card. I hope you don’t mind.

 John: How much did it co- *Gets message on phone* Payment confirmed to John Watson for SEVENTY DOLLARS?

 Cas: I thought that that wasn't a large sum of money.

 John: IT IS FOR A VIDEO GAME!

 Clara: What do you even do in the game?

 Cas: Well I made all of us and now we can interact with each other in many different ways.

 Sherlock: That is certainly... Something. 

John: *muttering* seventy dollars...for a bloody computer game...

 Clara: Wait- did that just say that Sam and I are married?

 Cas: Yes. I put on free will and it just kind of happened.

 Sam: You do realize that every single girl I get into a relationship with usually dies horribly, right?

 Cas: I am aware of this, but I don't think that can happen in a simulated game that doesn't even have any supernatural creature of any kind. Oh look, everyone's hungry. I better have Clara make something for everyone.

 Clara: Ooh! Make me make a soufflé!

 Cas: Okay then. *clicks make soufflé option on oven*

 Clara's sim: *starts making soufflé* *Puts soufflé in the oven* *oven and Clara both burst into flame* *Clara dies*

 Cas: ...

 Clara: ...

 Sam: ... Told you.

 Sherlock: where's my sim?

 Cas: I needed some sims to make money for everyone so you and the Doctor both have jobs.

 Doctor: What are they?

 Cas: Sherlock's a firefighter and the Doctor is a hair stylist.

 Sherlock: And how exactly did we land those jobs?

 Cas: I have no idea.

Dean: Hey, our sims are talking to eachother.

 Cas: Speaking of which, I haven't tried a few of the options for interacting with other sims yet...

 Sam: Hit the romantic button!

 Doctor: Yeah! Do it!

 Dean: Sure! It's just a harmless game, right?

 John: A harmless SEVENTY DOLLAR game.

 Clara: Will you shut up about that?

 Cas: Okay... *clicks the romantic button* Dean what does woohoo mean?

 Dean: Nonono don't click that-

 Cas: *clicks it*

 

Cas: Dean why are our sims going to a bedroom?

Cas: ... OH MY DAD DEAN WHAT ARE THEY DOING

Dean: ...

 Clara: ...

 Sherlock: ...

 John: ... 

Doctor: ...

 Sam: ... I ship it.

 Dean: ... Shuts down computer* okay that's enough sims 4 for forever.

 Sam: But- but my OTP! 

Dean: Oh go read some smut Fanfiction.

THE END

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Soo... yeah! Not the best one, but I hope you liked it!