BRO WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!

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DUDE WHAT THE FUCK! THE BEARS JUST LOST TO THE FUCKING EAGLES BECAUSE OUR DUMBASS KICKER MISSED A FUCKING FIELD GOAL AGAIN!!!  THAT IS BULLSHIT!!!!

LIKE BRO REALLY!!!!!!!
THEY HAD THIS GAME IN THE BAG AND OUR KICKER MISSED A GAME WINNING FIELD GOAL!
AGAIN!
Bears vs Dolphins
Game went into OT and the Bears were in Field Goal range for a game winner.

After the miss, the Dolphins proceed to get the game winning Field Goal.

REALLY PARKER! REALLY!
This is just two examples of Cody Parker's uselessness. There were 2 other cases where he missed easy FIELD GOALS. And now, thanks to him, the Bears are out of the game. There done, finished, gotov, klaar, FINISHED!
Now us Bears fans are gonna have to wait until next SEPTEMBER to see if the Bears can do it this time. If it wasn't for Cody Parker, the Bears would be celebrating a victory against the Eagles and be moving on in the Playoffs.
Next year, the Bears better not trade off NOBODY! Keep the same team, don't change anything, don't trade anybody off, don't change the team at all. Except for Cody Parker. His ass better be GONE next year. The Bears should've gotten rid of him a long time ago. And now they're out of the Playoffs thanks to this one guys uselessness. Thanks Cody Parker, you just fucked us over and now we're out of the Playoffs and gave our Superbowl chance to the Eagles. Good job Parker, I hope you can sleep at night knowing you crippled our team.

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