"David, I love you and everything, but I am not going if they're going," I sighed, eyes flickering to where Zane, Todd, Stassie and Olivia were standing in a corner, silently judging everyone else.
Don't get me wrong, I loved both Zane and Todd. They were sweet and funny guys, but God, their choice in girls wasn't the best. The whole Instagram model thing was a trend I couldn't get wrap my head around, but if they were nice, I would've accepted them. The thing is... they weren't. They were pretty evil.
The thing is, Corinna had called me crying just a couple days ago about how Stassie and Kelsey posted a picture of Todd and Olivia canoodling and tagged Corinna in it. It was then that I vowed never to let them treat any of my friends like shit again.
"We will sit on completely opposite sides of the plane," David sighed, like he was already annoyed with my attitude. If he thought this was an attitude, he should see me in a few minutes.
"Are they coming to my fucking wedding, David?" I frowned. "You know how I feel. I've talked about it countless times. Why do you let fucking Zane and Todd, of all people, walk all over you? They do nothing for the vlog except get drunk and annoying. I could do that!"
"They aren't walking all over me," David rolled his eyes at my suggestion. "They wanted to come, so I said yes. You can go bitch them out if you want, but I'm not going to do that."
"Okay," I shrugged with a confident smile, making my way through the airport to where the four were crowded together. I heard David call after me, wait, I wasn't serious!, but honestly, I didn't care. Someone had to say it, and I guess it had to be me. Besides, they were C-list celebrities at best, and I was an A-lister since birth. Not that it mattered to me, but I knew for certain it mattered to them. I could say whatever the fuck I wanted.
As I approached the group, I tapped Todd on the shoulder to gain his attention, making all of them turn around to stare at me. Smiling very, very fakely, I said, "Hi guys! Just a little heads up before we begin our trip. I know you guys are friends with the Kardashians and think Hollywood is all about being mean and better than everyone else and hating boys' ex-girlfriends for literally no reason, but it really, really isn't. It's ridiculous that you're still mean girls at, what, twenty years old? I mean, Olivia, you have an excuse considering you just barely graduated—" (a snide remark at Todd that I didn't regret) "—but Anastasia, you have no excuse. This is my trip for my wedding, and if it was up to me, I'd send you guys packing, but David is a people pleaser, so you're staying. Congratulations! I just want you both to know if you say or do anything to Corinna, Natalie, Kristen, or any of the other people that actually deserve to be here, I will end your career so fast it will make your head spin. You have connections, but I have more. Remember that, okay?"
And with a sickly sweet smile, I pranced back to my boyfriend/fiancé, who was staring at me with wide eyes, standing with the newly arrived Nick and Suzy (not the Antonyans... my stepbrother and best friend). David smiled, "What the fuck did you do?"
I shrugged, quickly hugging both Suzy and Nick, who resisted the entire time. "Hi guys. Thanks for coming."
"This is so fucking crazy, Gen," Nick laughed. "I think you should tell Dad."
"Eh," I shrugged again. "I'll tell him later. It will be a fun surprise!"
"Yeah, I guess you're right. Don't worry, I'm fine with being the favorite child," Nick shrugged, alluding to the fact that my dad would probably hate me for getting married on a whim without his permission.
I scoffed, "Yeah, because you're totally not already the favorite child."
"Oh, would you look at that?" Nick smirked. "I guess I am the favorite."
I rolled my eyes and turned my attention to the person I could actually stand, Suztz
"I'm so proud of you, Evie," Suzy wrapped her arms around me. "You've always needed some dick in your life."
"Ew!" David and Nick both said at the same time, and I couldn't help but roll my eyes. Childish. They were both childish. "Listen, Gen, I'm gonna need you to hook me up with one of your hot friends."
"Which one?" I looked around at the group. His only chances were Liza, Corinna, and... that was it. Everyone else was engaged or dating. I hoped he didn't say Liza; though I loved her, it would be a pretty awkward family Christmas for the rest of our lives.
"The blonde one with big tits," he pointed to Corinna, who was surrounded by Carly, Erin and Liza, blocking her from Todd and Olivia's view. I had to laugh at his description, but then I started thinking... Nick was kind of a bitch to me, but all little brothers were like that. Sure he was younger than her, but he was a famous actor and a sex symbol across America. Teen girls had twitters dedicated to him. It was a definite upgrade from he-who-shall-not-be-named.
"Be more respectful, dickhead," I slapped him on the shoulder. "Sit next to me on the plane. I'll have her sit with us. Suzy, let me introduce you to Carly and Erin before a vein in your head pops."
"Yay!"
We finally loaded onto the huge private jet a few minutes later. I sat with David in front of me, Nick to my right, and Corinna placed strategically in front of him. Though David was up half the flight filming and talking with everyone else, I was content watching Corinna talk to someone actually nice. At least it wasn't Logan Paul, who she had been rather close to the past couple of weeks.
They talked mainly about Nick's movies, his friendship with Saoirse Ronan, and the fact that they both really liked popcorn. I could only half hear since I had in headphones to make it look like I wasn't listening, but I could tell it was going good.
Suzy was also getting along with her newfound besties, Carly, Erin, and Liza. She never really had many girlfriends; she was always a tomboy. I was glad she felt comfortable being open with and talking to them.
The plane ride from Los Angeles to Las Vegas was ridiculously short, too short, and once we landed, I found it hard to fill my lungs up with air.
I was about to get married... oh, fuck.
ok but apparently stas and kels tagged corinna in a pic of todd and olivia kissing/ near kissing...... um what bitch dont disrespect my queen like that anyways thats where my/ genevieves frustration comes from!!!
xoxoxo abby
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Fanfictionthe one where elliot parker and david dobrik wake up in the middle of nowhere in a (presumably) stolen car with no phones, no wallets, and no clue where the hell they are