Vegeta x Goku

Insulted

                                                                                    Three Weeks Later

"Kakarrot you can not ignore me forever!" Vegeta yelled through a closed door. "Oh yes the hell I can, now leave me alone!" Kakarrot yelled back to Vegeta. Vegeta grit his teeth and had several veins popping on his forehead. The guard near by slowly inched backwards from the enraged prince.

"I gave you space for three weeks Kakarrot, now open the damn door before I blow it down!" Vegeta practically screamed. 

Vegeta waited for a response and received none. Vegeta started to charge his attack when to door opened to reveal Kakarrot. He looked at Vegeta like really. "You are such a drama queen to be a prince." Kakarrot said. The guard behind them quickly ran around the corner and down the hall to let out his laughter unnoticed by them.

The veins on Vegeta's forehead looked like they were about to burst. His face turned as red as Erza Scarlett's hair. 

"Why have you been ignoring me Kakarrot"? Vegeta said through gritted teeth. "Its none of your business." This fool was testing his patience. 

Vegeta grinded his teeth together. (think of Saitama when he trying to kill the mosquito). "It is my damn business you are my mate". Vegeta said.  

"I don't wanna tell you, your gonna hate me". Kakarrot said. 

"You wont know that until you tell Kakarrot". Vegeta said trying to get him to spill the beans. 

The guard came back to stand at his station. Vegeta looked a the guard with suspicion. The guard did his best poker face and kept looking forward but in the inside he was laughing hysterically.

"I don't want to tell". Kakarrot said gaining back Vegeta's attention. Vegeta was getting really frustrated. 

"Kakarrot just tell me damn it"! He yelled. 

"Fine you stupid idiot, I'm pregnant"! Kakarrot yelled back. Vegeta was taken aback by this. 

Kakarrot slammed the door thinking Vegeta didn't want the  kid. 

"Kakarrot this is the best thing to happen since I was born". Vegeta said. (really the ego on this guy)

Kakarrot snorted on the other side of the door. He was laughing. 

"And here I thought the best thing to happen to you is when you discovered hair gel". Kakarrot said.

"Hey my hair is naturally like this"! Vegeta yelled.

"Yea you look like a midget that's middle aged with a receding hairline". Kakarrot said. 

The guard's face was red with tears pouring down his face a he bit his lip to keep from laughing. 

Vegeta wasn't mad, not mad at all he was insulted.