Bathroom

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To my few true fans

You know who you are

For checking on this collection

To make sure I'm not far

<3

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I'm sorry I've been gone

A few days or so

But the pressure is on

This you don't know

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For the past couple of nights

I'd stare at my phone

I'd turn off the lights

Then I'd draw a blank

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As nothing came to mind

I sat in the dark

Waited for a topic

For which to embark

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So I went to the bathroom

I pulled down my pants

I took a thoughtful shit

In the mirror I glanced

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I stripped to my underwear

Put on pandora

Looked in the mirror

Then looked twice more

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No I'm not skinniest

I know that

Neither am I the prettiest

That's opinion not fact

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But I was in my bathroom

No cameras or eyes

To see what I did

Those fateful nights

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As the music played

Seeking into my toes

Then rose to my head and up past my nose

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I started to dance

Yes dance in the mirror

I made myself laugh

And it couldn't be clearer

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I'm a silly person

Sometimes I get depressed

Sometimes I don't care

And other times I'm too stressed

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But no matter the day

I'll always be me

And that's why I write poetry

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To keep it short and to the point

These rants I do

Aren't for you guys to enjoy

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They're for me to talk

To say how I feel

And haters to me don't exist

They aren't real

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I can't stand bullies

But to my Few true fans

I love you to death

You're my best man (ma'am)

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