Daryl was just an ordinary 23 year old white boy... except for that he wasn't ordinary at all. Daryl was a man who still lived with is parents,
and it seemed like it would stay that way.
He never left his house. not because he was anti-social, not because he wasn't allowed, no.
Daryl suffered from a rare disorder called Toobigadick (joke credits to Brandon Rogers), this was a rare disorder which caused him to have a penis that was a whopping 5 feet long with a circumference of three feet.
It may seem like Daryl is the luckiest man on earth, but you'd be wrong, very wrong.
Let me tell you a story....
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the jock with the massive cock
HumorDaryl may seem to be the envy of everyone... but is having a massive cock really all that it's let out to be? *trigger warning*: penis jokes