"What are we gonna name the twins, honey?" Joseph asked
"I'm not sure, i haven't really thought of it, sugar plumb." replied Mary.
"Why the h*ck haven't you been thinking about it, you're 8 months pregnant sweetie pie!?"
"Well I've been very stressed out, honey bun!"
"You're making two whole h*cking humans INSIDE of you, baby cakes."
"Well i got a h*ck ton of hormones right now and i can't handle the criticism, ice cream sundae."
"Well alright then but we need two boys names and two girls names, banana pudding."
Mary could tell what Joseph was doing and if she knew anything... it's that he would not win.
"Bartholomew, Daryl, Petunia, and Grizella. How's that? Damson plum clafoutis." Mary smirked, she had won this battle. cooking class paid off, even though she sucked at it.
"..oh.. uh.. well ..um.. i guess if it's just one boy and one girl Daryl and Grizella...?" Joseph was baffled my Mary's response, such pride, such sass, this wasn't the Mary he knew... "sis snapped"... whatever that means.
All that aside. The McMalones had their names chosen, and Mary had emerged victorious.
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the jock with the massive cock
HumorDaryl may seem to be the envy of everyone... but is having a massive cock really all that it's let out to be? *trigger warning*: penis jokes
