Daryl was just sitting at his laptop (as he usually does at this hour... and every other hour). he opened his instagram, @daryl_mcmalone (actual account). he was scrolling through the countless images of Brendon Uries face that fill his feed. he didn't understand what it was about this man... he just couldn't explain. He felt what seemed to be a magnetic pull towards him. It was a feeling he couldn't quite explain. as he was looking through the images he started to feel a tingling sensation in his -DING- oh! a notification.
"instagram: (daryl_mcmalone) notacultformistake: hello Daryl, we've been watching you for a while. So how big IS your penis?"
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the jock with the massive cock
ComédieDaryl may seem to be the envy of everyone... but is having a massive cock really all that it's let out to be? *trigger warning*: penis jokes
