The McMalones were sitting on opposite ends of the room, glaring at each other while sipping their tea. This was a ritual the practiced regularly
"OH H*CK JOESEEFUOGVA" exclaimed Mary.
"what the fr*ck is it this time Mary?" replied Joseph.
"WHAT THE FR*CK DO DO YOU THINK IT IS THE H*CKING BABY IS COMING YOU NEED TO STOP WITH THE FR*CKING ATTITUDE YOU MOTHER H*CKER I SWEAR YOU DON'T RESPECT ME ANYMOAAAHAHAHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHH" Mary snapped in response to Josephs snarky comment.
Mary was curled up on the floor at this point. This was the 32 year old's first pregnancy. you see, Joseph McMalone had a three inch penis and weak sperm count, it was very difficult for him to get Mary pregnant.
"WELL WHAT THE FR*CKEN H*CK DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO?" screamed Joseph.
"CALL A H*CKEN AMBULANCE JOSEPH WHAT THE FR*CK DO YOU THINK"
"WELL THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED I DIDN'T KNOW"
Mary and Joseph spent so much time arguing that they never made it to the phone. The ambulance never came. They never made it to the hospital. Mary gave birth right then and there.
since i care about you guys, i'll spare you the details, but here's a little scene from the birth.
mary: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIERFBAULHHHHHHHHHHHHHROOUTNAWCH RAEBLUIR ATHWCUIEHTAIUWCHARUJWHITRKAHWELIRUAHWEUITH PUIARY TPAVIUWEHPRCUIWHE TLIUAH ;WEUIRHALSUHCRKAHJEDFAAAAAAAAAAAAAFAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAFSHHHAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHFFFFFFFFAUUUUUUUUUUAJHHHHHHHHHHHAOOOOOOOHAGAAAAGGGHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFGGG"
Sorry for putting that image in your head.
"ummmm..... Mary....?"
"yes Joseph?" Mary said through tears.
"umm... i-i d- i don't think it's- i don't think it's twins..."
"g*shd*rnit Joseph i pushed out two fr*cken kids i think i'd know if it weren't twins"
"yeah- um- uh one of those..... wasn't a baby...."
"what????"
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the jock with the massive cock
ComédieDaryl may seem to be the envy of everyone... but is having a massive cock really all that it's let out to be? *trigger warning*: penis jokes
